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Dynasty Season 3 Episode 20 – TV Review

Fallon in the middle there is my anxiety that this season will end on an abrupt, COVID-19 shaped sour note.

Alas, it is true. This episode is the de facto season finale of our beloved Dynasty thanks to the pandemic.

And while not ending on a high note, you can at least rest easy that the CW didn’t try to chop together some rushed, Pushing Daisies Season 2 finale-esque bullshit.

Aww. Now I’m sad about Dynasty, and about Pushing Daisies.

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iZombie Season 2 Episode 16 – TV Review

iZombie Pour Some Sugar Zombie

Just kidding. Liv doesn’t use fake tan.

I can’t believe it took so long for Liv to finally become a zombie stripper.

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Bates Motel Season 4 Episode 4 – TV Review

Bates Motel Lights of Winter Norman strip club screwdriver

A little hand-on-the-hip action never hurt anyone.

Well look at me, praising Bates Motel’s brave choice to break its status quo.

My cheers were too soon.

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Glee Season 5 Episode 8 – TV Review

Glee Santana Mrs Claus

“To be a child actor on a show that doesn’t suck.”

I gotta give Glee points for trying to do something to spice up the pedestrian, obligatory Christmas episode.

But then I’m taking those points right back because they set it a year in the past, in an alternate universe, and Kurt hooks up with a hot dude.

It was a worth a shot, guys.

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It’s Not Shit: Magic Mike

Magic Mike Channing Tatum Matt Bomer Alex Rodriguez stripping

“It’s the sound of our abs rippling.”

So many abs.

So.

Many.

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