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Once Upon a Time Season 6 Episodes 21 and 22 – TV Review

OUaT The Final Battle Regina Snow curse

I know that one’s a reach. Shut up.

Don’t cry for me because I’m fucking free. Free of OUaT, finally.

Well, of OUaT in its present form.

Season 7: God, why?

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Once Upon a Time Season 5 Episode 21 – TV Review

OUaT Last Rites Regina Zelena crying

“Don’t cry for me, Reg ‘n ‘Lena.”

Those tears are not from me. I’ve already used all of mine up.

No, those tears are from Regina and Zelena for some very dead, and very wasted, men.

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Once Upon a Time Season 4 Episode 16 – TV Review

OUaT Poor Unfortunate Soul August Pinocchio nose penis

That wood texturing CGI looks more like a skin flute.

At least August isn’t just a confused child in the body of a ruggedly handsome man.

Because his penis nose would have been even more awkward.

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Once Upon a Time Season 4 Episode 14 – TV Review

OUaT Unforgiven Tree of Wisdom

Do the kids these days still do Little Britain references?

You know Snow and Charming have been up to naughtiness when even the Tree of Wisdom ain’t got time fo’ dat.

Just kidding. It’s actually their unborn child it’s rejecting.

Emma made sure to get a head start on being unwanted.

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Once Upon a Time Season 4 Episodes 8 and 9 – TV Review

OUaT Will coffee alcohol Smash The Mirror

Or, as I like to call it, “breakfast.”

Can you believe it’s time for another double episode of Once Upon a Time already?

At least the Snow Queen’s backstory is finally put to bed.

I was getting a little overdosed on Arendelle, you know.

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