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Once Upon a Time in Wonderland Season 1 Episode 8 – TV Review

Once Wonderland Alice Cyrus bleeding dying

I wished it for us all.

Alice doesn’t die, so settle down.

Maybe one day, but not today.

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Under the Dome Season 1 Episode 11 – TV Review

Under the Dome Junior gun

You guys need to do a better job of hiding the keys to the gun cabinet.

Yep, Junior’s got a gun again. Didn’t take him long.

Oh, it has nothing to do with the plot at all.

But I’d die if I didn’t constantly spew my insignificant gripes on things that have no value.

I think I just described this site.

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G.I. Joe: Retaliation – Film Review

G.I. Joe: Retaliation The Rock Dwayne Johnson Channing Tatum

Spanx’s new Roid Rager Range.

It’s been a while since I mentioned my disdain for the first G.I. Joe’s abhorrent CGI car chase scene.

At least the sequel got rid of that shit.

It also got rid of the 3 main characters, so there’s that.

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