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Arrow Season 4 Episode 1 – TV Review

Arrow Green Arrow Super Friends

Felicity ruins literally everything.

And so it begins: the first of five episodes to determine whether or not I stick with Arrow.

Well, they’re still doing the flashbacks. So that’s not a good start.

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Arrow Season 3 Episode 23 – TV Review

Arrow My Name Is Oliver Queen

Subtlety is for Elijah.

And so finale week concludes with Arrow closing the book on its third season.

Not with a bang.

Not with a whimper.

But more a mildly interested shrug.

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Arrow Season 3 Episode 11 – TV Review

Arrow Midnight City China White Kelly Hu wig

She’s flashback, bitches.

Laurel really does look terrible in that wig.

The outfit’s quite flattering, though.

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Arrow Season 3 Episode 4 – TV Review

Arrow Thea upside down The Magician Nyssa

If only Thea was able to fade into the shadows like Batman.

After making sure we all know about how much of a kung fu badass she is last episode, Thea fails to use any said badassery to save herself this episode.

At least we can count on Thea to be consistent in her ability to be a constant disappointment.

Still like her haircut, though.

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Arrow Season 3 Episode 3 – TV Review

Arrow Laurel vigilante Corto Maltese

Take some tips from Sarah and Oliver: get a big, fancy, draq queen wig, and slop on a shit-tonne of eyeshadow.

Yes, Laurel. You need to take baby steps.

But still, I’d think Laurel would be able to handle ambushing a drunk douchebag.

What happened to this Laurel?

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Arrow Season 3 Episode 1 – TV Review

Arrow Felicity Oliver kiss The Calm

Poor Loliver.

Not to worry. That’s more of a goodbye kiss.

And another love interest of Oliver’s dies this episode, too.

So Laurel’s pretty much got a clean run.

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Arrow Season 2 Episode 22 – TV Review

Arrow Isabel kills Sebastian Streets of Fire

Also, impalement.

Oh, Sebastian. With a name like “Blood,” the spilling of yours was only inevitable.

But you died a hero’s death. By getting double penetrated by a superwoman.

You’re into pegging, right?

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Arrow Season 2 Episode 17 – TV Review

Arrow Helena Bertinelli Dracula

“Temporarily.” -The CW

The ultimate showdown between Black Canary and The Huntress.

Which is brief and disappointing.

So it’s slightly better than sex.


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