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American Horror Story Season 4 Episode 11 – TV Review

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Be impressed be impressed be impressed be impressed be impressed.

Is the season finished yet?

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American Horror Story Season 4 Episode 10 – TV Review

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“You’ll love it. They have Zachary Quinto. And aliens.”

Skitty’s back, bitches.

But she really shouldn’t have been.

Bitches.

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American Horror Story Season 4 Episode 9 – TV Review

I’m just counting episodes at this point.

Nothing scary happens. Nothing shocking happens. Even the melodrama is lukewarm.

And if anyone should be able to realistically sell angst, it should be freaks.

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American Horror Story Season 4 Episode 8 – TV Review

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I prefer to bathe in fruity lexia, but that’s just because I’m cheap.

You know how I said there were only three characters left that I care about?

Gloria. Dot. Esmerelda.

Well, you can scratch Gloria off that list, because that’s not wine Dandy’s bathing in up there.

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American Horror Story Season 4 Episode 7 – TV Review

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“And we know everything. But we won’t say it.”

I think I’ve finally given up on caring about this season.

Yeah, Dell murders someone. But that should be the bare minimum level of excitement for a horror show. Not the episode’s major perk.

At least Bette’s got some swish new hair.

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American Horror Story Season 4 Episode 6 – TV Review

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It’s definitely more fun than passive-aggressive blanket hogging.

Elsa teaches us this episode that the best way to regain the trust of your doubting flock is to string your main critic up and throw a knife into his gut, then purposely and obviously neglect to call medical attention and wait for him to die.

That oughtta restore their faith in you, baby.

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American Horror Story Season 4 Episode 5 – TV Review

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What kind of sicko would want to see that?

Sadly, the random psycho murderer part is a bit of a turn off.

And there is no forgiveness for anyone who murders Matt Bomer.

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