Well, my smarmy assertion last week about TVD’s fall against The Originals’ rise seems to be holding true.
The Originals had a powerful, knockout episode this week.
And poor TVD had to dangle the deaths of its leading men in an attempt to force us to feel anything about this once great soap.
Yes, The Vampire Diaries is finally making the textbook teen soap opera play of having a pregnancy arc.
But sorry, Ginger. It’s not you.
It’s Caroline and Alaric, of course. Who else would it be?
Enzo doesn’t want to be one of Lily’s Heretic children.
Because he wants to bang Lily.
Caroline really missed her window on this one.