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Riverdale Season 2 Episode 6 – TV Review

Riverdale Death Proof Cheryl race start

“Get me a goddamn bus.”

Cheryl’s off the bench this episode, and not used as a plot prop for an attempted rape this time.

But then she goes and spoils it all by doing something stupid like acting like a rational human being.

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Riverdale Season 2 Episode 5 – TV Review

Riverdale When a Stranger Calls Cheryl

Off the bench and into the damsel in distress role.

You know, my inner SJW was ready to rail against Cheryl being brought back into focus only to be immediately made a damsel in distress.

But that’s kinda been her role the whole show, and it was used to brilliant effect last season.

So I’ll allow it.

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Riverdale Season 1 Episode 13 – TV Review

Riverdale The Sweet Hereafter Cheryl candelabra Thornhill

Riverdale doesn’t quit.

I was worried Riverdale might be happy to just wallow in a final episode of epilogue.

I should have known better.

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Riverdale Season 1 Episode 12 – TV Review

Riverdale Anatomy of a Murder murder video

It really is that good.

The mystery is solved.

But the story is not over.

God, how much better can Riverdale get?

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Riverdale Season 1 Episode 8 – TV Review

Riverdale The Outsiders Alice Mrs Blossom bitch off

Sadly, there is no slapping involved this time.

It’s a shame Riverdale decided that the teens were going to be the (supposed) main characters, because their parents have way more fun.

And way more to actually do.

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Riverdale Season 1 Episode 4 – TV Review

Riverdale The Last Picture Show Kevin gay kiss

There may be no gays in Mystic Falls, but even the bikies are gay in Riverdale.

Remember when a promising new show impaled itself on the spear of social justice in only its third episode?

Well, Riverdale has forcefully forgotten that, too.

Let’s get back to steamy teens and murder mysteries, baby.

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