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Once Upon a Time Season 4 Episodes 22 and 23 – TV Review

OUaT Operation Mongoose Henry tied up ogre

We were so close.

So Once Upon a Time is doing a double episode finale again.

I feel like Henry: strapped to a cart and struggling to be free.

Well, at least now I’ve got a couple of months off before Once Upon a Time returns for an exhausting season 5.

What Disney movies are out next year that it can sponge off of?

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Once Upon a Time Season 4 Episode 20 – TV Review

OUaT Lily Emma gun

Alright, cool it, Julie James.

No, seriously, Emma. What are you waiting for? The chance to be cool doesn’t come along often on Once Upon a Time.

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Once Upon a Time Season 4 Episode 17 – TV Review

OUaT Best Laid Plans Emma crying

Hey, at least they didn’t kill it.

But boo, can you imagine if they’d killed it? That would have been pretty cool.

I suppose we’ll have to settle for “banished to another realm.”

I should have known. It’s pretty standard for Once Upon a Time at this point.

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Once Upon a Time Season 4 Episode 16 – TV Review

OUaT Poor Unfortunate Soul August Pinocchio nose penis

That wood texturing CGI looks more like a skin flute.

At least August isn’t just a confused child in the body of a ruggedly handsome man.

Because his penis nose would have been even more awkward.

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Once Upon a Time Season 4 Episode 12 – TV Review

OUaT Heroes and Villains Robin Regina goodbye border

He doesn’t even give her a goodbye fuck. Rude.

Oh, well. If it means Marian’s going to fuck off, I’m in.

Bitch can’t handle her ice curses.

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Once Upon a Time Season 4 Episodes 8 and 9 – TV Review

OUaT Will coffee alcohol Smash The Mirror

Or, as I like to call it, “breakfast.”

Can you believe it’s time for another double episode of Once Upon a Time already?

At least the Snow Queen’s backstory is finally put to bed.

I was getting a little overdosed on Arendelle, you know.

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