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The Originals Season 4 Episode 5 – TV Review

The Originals I Hear You Knocking Freya Keelin sexual tension

A hand on the knee is like, what, third base for lesbians?

The overalls are a bit much, though, Keelin. Calm down.

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The Originals Season 4 Episode 3 – TV Review

The Originals Haunter of Ruins Eva

Just a look of crazed, infanticidal evil. And a bit of puke.

The Originals, as of this episode, is still fantastic.

But dragging back problems from Season 2 doesn’t make me optimistic for the future.

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The Originals Season 1 Episode 13 – TV Review

The Originals Oliver shirtless

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

I didn’t know The Originals needed an influx of shirtless hunks.

But I’m not complaining now that they’re here.

Except for Jackson. Fuck that guy.

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The Originals Season 1 Episode 12 – TV Review

The Originals Rebekah voodoo

Rebekah is the Sharon Strzlecki of the TVD/Originals-verse.

No, Rebekah isn’t too fazed by a voodoo knife to the face.

Just as I am not fazed by yet another excellent episode of The Originals.

It’s like pre seasonal decay TVD. It’s nice.

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The Originals Season 1 Episode 11 – TV Review

You know how the whole Harvest thing was really icky because it involved child murder and was therefore deeply morally uncomfortable?

Well worry no more, because now it’s okay because a magic new development renders such questions moot.

Hooray!

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The Originals Season 1 Episode 6 – TV Review

Apols for the late post, but it was the Big Brother Australia finale tonight, and that’s pretty much the most important thing in my life.

And Tahan didn’t even win, so if I seem extra bitter, you know why.

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The Originals Season 1 Episode 5 – TV Review

The Originals Marcel shirtless in bed

And Camille. And Sophie.

And me, of course.

And Marcel just keeps getting more and more saintly. His attractiveness is seriously distracting.

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