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Once Upon a Time Season 7 Episode 22 – TV Review

OUaT Leaving Storybrooke Regina Robin

Well, to be fair, Regina is the one that got me. Bitch.

It’s finally over. And for all my venom and bluster against this show over the years, there will be no gravedancing like there was with PLL.

Sure, even right to the very end this episode is full of plot contrivances and last minute twists that come out of nowhere. But amid all that, Once Upon a Time, much like it has for almost its entire run, found the one true thing within it all:

Regina.

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Once Upon a Time Season 6 Episodes 21 and 22 – TV Review

OUaT The Final Battle Regina Snow curse

I know that one’s a reach. Shut up.

Don’t cry for me because I’m fucking free. Free of OUaT, finally.

Well, of OUaT in its present form.

Season 7: God, why?

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Once Upon a Time Season 6 Episode 20 – TV Review

OUaT The Song in Your Heart Queenie villain song

Goddamn you, OUaT. You always know how to suck me back in.

Oh my god, you guys. It’s finally happening.

Several seasons beyond when it should have happened, and drowned in plot bullshit, but it’s happening.

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Once Upon a Time Season 6 Episode 18 – TV Review

OUaT Where Bluebirds Fly Zelena angry face

At least it isn’t a Belle episode. Or a David episode. Right?

Yes, it’s a Zelena episode.

And a “magic does what we say it does” episode.

And a confirmation that the Black Fairy will have some tragic backstory episode.

And a wedding planning for Hook and Emma episode.

But still no Maleficent or Lily. Hmm.

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Once Upon a Time Season 6 Episode 17 – TV Review

OUaT Awake Snow David everyone asleep

It’s like a fairytale come to life.

Just kidding. The only thing that’s dead is Once Upon a Time’s credibility.

And that was ages ago.

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Once Upon a Time Season 6 Episode 15 – TV Review

OUaT A Wondrous Place Aladdin Jasmine True Love's kiss

Who?

Yes, at this dire moment when Hook has been torn from Emma, leaving her vulnerable to Gideon’s attacks, let’s spend an episode with Aladdin and Jasmine, and The Subplot That Literally Doesn’t Matter.

Also, let’s kill that Hook/Emma tension immediately, too.

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Once Upon a Time Season 6 Episode 14 – TV Review

OUaT Page 23 Queenie

I’ve already lived through an OUaT without Queenie, and I didn’t like it.

Just one episode after restoring my faith that Once Upon a Time could be fun again, and Queenie is out of here.

Apparently, for good.

I feel personally attacked.

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