You know the sound that comes next.
I know this episode is supposed to be about Cinderella. But, like, who cares?
Forget it, people. It’s Queenie Town.
But read “bark” as in, like, an over-exaggerated “back” in a fancy British accent.Also, dog pun.
With Cora out of the way, I was worried we’d have to suffer a Fabulous Bitch Goddess vacuum.
Regina is way too friendly these days. And as camptacular as Queenie is in the flashbacks, she can’t affect anything important happening now.
So thank God OUaT threw us a bone with Cruella. After her “in car form only” snubbing last week, I didn’t expect it.
We were so close.
So Once Upon a Time is doing a double episode finale again.
I feel like Henry: strapped to a cart and struggling to be free.
Well, at least now I’ve got a couple of months off before Once Upon a Time returns for an exhausting season 5.
What Disney movies are out next year that it can sponge off of?
It’s not just for CW characters anymore.
Well, I was wrong about the Snow Queen being Emma’s mum.
But she was Emma’s foster mum.
That’s got to count for something, right?
“As long as I get to wear more eyeliner than you.” -Hook
Revenge did it last year, now it’s Once Upon a Time’s turn to give us a back-to-back season finale.
And one of those “backs” is for Back To The Future.
It’s time to time travel.
Cool mums would have something better to play than Diablo III.
Unlike it’s less-than-wonderous counterpart, I was definitely aware Once Upon a Time was coming back.
I was looking forward to seeing how long they’d wait to hit the reset button in regards to Storybrooke’s eradication.
“Less than 1 episode” was evidently the answer.
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