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Arrow Season 5 Episode 3 – TV Review

Arrow A Matter of Trust Cody Rhodes

It’s a struggle. But, like a CGI arrow sluicing through unfeeling villain flesh, we’re getting there.

Actually, the above representation isn’t really accurate.

There’s no way an arrow could be used to symbolise Season 4.

Replace it with a whingeing Felicity head, then it’d be close.

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Arrow Season 5 Episode 2 – TV Review

Arrow The Recruits Felicity Havenrock guilty

Tens of thousands, actually. Right, Lyla?

Is it wrong that Peppy, Not-Dating-Oliver Felicity is enjoyable, and I’m now dreading the repercussions of Havenrock sneaking up to get her?

Well, that’s what happens when your street-level vigilante hero show plays the nuke card. And now we’re stuck with it.

Unless Felicity dies. Which would be fine.

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Arrow Season 5 Episode 1 – TV Review

Arrow Legacy Laurel Lance statue

They… tried? I think?

This hilariously awful Laurel Lance/Black Canary statue is kind of a symbol of where Arrow is right now.

It’s still garbage, but it’s making something of an effort to appease the Olicity-fatigued naysayers. Myself included.

But it’ll take more than one episode to turn around the shit sandwich that was Season 4.

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Arrow Season 4 Episode 19 – TV Review

Arrow Canary Cry Oliver Laurel flashback kiss

Who knew all it took was killing Laurel to get us a flashback that wasn’t arbitrary shit?

In case the Arrow writers hadn’t ground their heel into Laurel fans enough, they introduce a new Black Canary the very next episode after her untimely and pointless death.

I’m just shocked it’s not Felicity.

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