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Riverdale Season 2 Episode 2 – TV Review

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Red on red, erryday.

Riverdale is no longer a murder mystery.

It’s now a serial murder mystery.

What? You’ve always gotta up the stakes in Season 2.

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Riverdale Season 1 Episode 8 – TV Review

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Sadly, there is no slapping involved this time.

It’s a shame Riverdale decided that the teens were going to be the (supposed) main characters, because their parents have way more fun.

And way more to actually do.

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Riverdale Season 1 Episode 7 – TV Review

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Gotta keep those teen girls, and twenty-something year-old gay guys, happy.

This week, Riverdale gets a little more personal (raw).

If you, too, get that reference, I hope you’re as ashamed as I was for writing it.

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Riverdale Season 1 Episode 4 – TV Review

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There may be no gays in Mystic Falls, but even the bikies are gay in Riverdale.

Remember when a promising new show impaled itself on the spear of social justice in only its third episode?

Well, Riverdale has forcefully forgotten that, too.

Let’s get back to steamy teens and murder mysteries, baby.

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