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The Vampire Diaries Season 8 Episode 13 – TV Review

TVD The Lies Are Going to Catch Up With You Kai selfie

Oh, I mean say “cheese.”

I don’t care if he is futile and largely sidelined. Kai is the breath of fresh, mischievous air that TVD has been in dire need of ever since his death.

Even the season with the lesbian vampires wasn’t any fun. What the fuck was up with that?

Thank god our king/queen is back.

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The Vampire Diaries Season 7 Episode 22 – TV Review

TVD Gods and Monsters Bonnie gun

The last time wasn’t as angsty, though.

I’m in two minds about this episode.

For one, it’s the finale, so we can finally say goodbye to this fuck-awful season and live in the glorious bubble of hope that next season will be so much better. Remember how much better Season 6 was after the abysmal ending of Season 5?

But on the other hand, this episode is a huge pile of vomit that is an embarrassment to the stellar (save for Season 5, you know) legacy of TVD finales.

Let’s just do this and then get the fuck outta here.

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The Vampire Diaries Season 7 Episode 12 – TV Review

TVD Postcards From The Edge Julian dead

Ciao, Julian.

And can you believe Stefan was the one to finally get the job done?

After being retconned out of his great love for Elena, being passed over for main character status in Elena’s wake (thanks, Damon), and losing his girlfriend to his (and her) old teacher in the flash forwards, who knew Stefan had any will left to do anything?

Respect.

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The Vampire Diaries Season 7 Episode 2 – TV Review

TVD Never Let Me Go Enzo Lily flirt

Lock down that dick now, Lily! Do what Caroline never could.

Enzo doesn’t want to be one of Lily’s Heretic children.

Because he wants to bang Lily.

Caroline really missed her window on this one.

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