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Scream Queens Season 2 Episode 2 – TV Review

Except Taylor isn’t funny, either.

Just like Scream Queens.

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Damien Season 1 Episode 7 – TV Review

Damien Abattoir Ann laughing

Laughing all the way to the bank.

Well, it’s not an “it was all just a dream” episode.

So we’re moving up in the world.

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Revenge Season 3 Episode 8 – TV Review

Revenge Victoria Emily blindfold bridal shower

Victoria needs to work on her timing.

Revenge is the only good thing in my life right now.

And that’s so depressing, I think I’m gonna cry.

But I can’t. Botched facelift.

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TV Review: Jersey Shore Season 6 Episode 11

Jersey Shore Snooki sonogram Lorenzo

“Oh wait, it’s just holding a cigarette. Just like mummy! Aww!”

Yes, they finally go to the much-teased sonogram.

And yes, baby Lorenzo is just as mundane as any other baby in a sonogram.

Because “mundane” is the new “exciting,” according to Jersey Shore.

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TV Review: Jersey Shore Season 6 Episode 10

Jersey Shore season 6 Snooki eating

I don’t want to make a cow/grazing joke, but Snooki did bring up bovine during this scene, so…

So the Angelina thing fizzles out immediately.

I really should know better than to ever get my hopes up, but dammit, this is the final season. I thought they might actually deliver for once.

I’m going to have to talk to some gin about this.

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TV Review: Revenge Season 2 Episode 4

Revenge Season 2 Victoria blood floor

“It’s not like she can’t afford a fucking tampon.”

The good news is Amanda almost dies.

The bad news is Amanda only almost dies.

I can dream.

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