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Dynasty Season 2 Episode 13 – TV Review

Dynasty Even Worms Can Procreate Sam Kirby

It’s a reliable look for them.

The drama is high this episode, darlings.

What a fucking closing run. Riverdale could never.

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Riverdale Season 2 Episode 1 – TV Review

Riverdale A Kiss Before Dying Veronica Archie hug

Dynasty was just so, so boring.

Is Riverdale the best show currently airing?

Yes.

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Riverdale Season 1 Episode 13 – TV Review

Riverdale The Sweet Hereafter Cheryl candelabra Thornhill

Riverdale doesn’t quit.

I was worried Riverdale might be happy to just wallow in a final episode of epilogue.

I should have known better.

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Revenge Season 3 Episode 11 – TV Review

Revenge Lydia pours wine on Victoria's chair

But I guess it’s worth the fabulosity.

Unfortunately, the ensuing catfight is painfully brief.

Fortunately, Revenge is going all the way down the crazy soap opera rabbit hole, and is now throwing around an amnesia plot line.

It’s about time.

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Revenge Season 3 Episode 10 – TV Review

Revenge Emily wedding dress yacht champagne

“Nothing fucked up. Stop watching now. It’s all fine.”

Once again, Revenge tops Once Upon a Time with a final.

And it’s only a mid-season final.

Last season, I couldn’t have imagined a world where Revenge was my one true love, but now I couldn’t imagine a world without it.

Have my standards really lowered that much? No. It’s the world that’s crazy, not me.

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TV Review: Glee Season 4 Episode 18

Glee Lord Tubbington

Sadly, this is not as low as this episode goes.

Holy shit, are you serious? The episode’s title is “Shooting Star?”

And I thought my puns were tasteless.

The episode’s about a school shooting, FYI.

Yeah.

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TV Review: Revenge Season 2 Episode 9

Revenge Victoria phone call kiki

“And by bitch I mean this rain.” Goddammit, Glee!

So this episode ends with Victoria calling Emily for a team-up.

Revenge just got semi-interesting again.

Oh, and spoiler alert, I guess.

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