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Riverdale Season 3 Episode 6 – TV Review

If you have to ask, Kevin, then the answer is probably “yes.”

I mean, Riverdale is a pretty fucking weird show.

But even by Riverdale standards, this episode is fucking weird.

And I’m not sure if it’s even in a good, Riverdale way.

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Riverdale Season 2 Episode 19 – TV Review

Riverdale Prisoners Cheryl River Vixens funeral uniforms

With this kind of sports uniform budget blowout, it now makes sense that they were forced to hire a paedophile as the music teacher.

How do you follow up a musical episode?

Well, if you’re Riverdale, you get the fucking lead out and go absolutely crazy with everyone’s subplots, including near-rape, kidnapping, and murder.

Welcome back, Riverdale. Last week wasn’t just a fluke.

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Riverdale Season 2 Episode 7 – TV Review

Riverdale Tales from the Dark Side Cheryl

It’s time for Riverdale to do a Betty-Veronica-Cheryl Charlie’s Angels homage, no?

Apologies for the lateness, but I actually spent the past few days marathon-ing through the Season 1 Blu-rays of Riverdale I just bought because they were on sale.

Oh, come on. Don’t pretend like you thought I actually had a life.

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Riverdale Season 2 Episode 4 – TV Review

Riverdale The Town That Dreaded Sundown Archie shirtless

It’s okay, Veronica. We all do.

So, Archie isn’t just unhinged.

He’s literally homicidal.

As am I. Because Cheryl is benched yet again.

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Riverdale Season 1 Episode 12 – TV Review

Riverdale Anatomy of a Murder murder video

It really is that good.

The mystery is solved.

But the story is not over.

God, how much better can Riverdale get?

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Riverdale Season 1 Episode 5 – TV Review

Riverdale Heart of Darkness Archie shirtless

Last week’s lack of shirtless Archie had me scared for a bit, there.

With all the Grundy garbage gone, it’s time for Riverdale to put aside its kookier aspects and do some actual work.

And also gothic mega mansion funeral weirdness and crazy blind aunts.

Yes, that’s low on the kooky meter for Riverdale.

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Scream Season 1 Episode 10 – TV Review

Scream Revelations Jake Bunny Skank

I told you.

Spoiler alert: Cece is Charles.

Nah, I’m just messing with you.

The killer reveal is way more satisfying than that PLL shit.

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Scream Season 1 Episode 9 – TV Review

Scream The Dance Emma Keiran New Guy

“And your brother.”

So yeah, we’ve got a new suspect.

But that doesn’t mean we don’t get to waste a lot of time supposing that Hot Teacher is the killer, when it’s so bloody obvious that he isn’t.

When Piper is the one running down your leads, then you’re gonna have a bad time.

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Scream Season 1 Episode 8 – TV Review

Scream Ghosts Will head split

Just kidding. It was rubbish. But I couldn’t resist the pun.

It’s nice that Scream could sense my unease over whether or not to truly like it, and gave me a nudge in the right direction.

Which, for me, obv, is to hate it.

Thanks, MTV.

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Scream Season 1 Episode 5 – TV Review

Scream Exposed Brooke scissors

Not on this show, baby.

During a paranoia sequence this episode, Scream neglects to include any female characters in Emma’s suspect pool.

And with Brooke growing more sympathetic by the episode, I think we’re going to have to pin our hopes on Piper if we’re going to have a female villain.

Either that, or Daisy could turn out to be a really shit mum.

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