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Bates Motel Season 2 Episode 8 – TV Review

Bates Motel Norma George kiss make out Meltdown

“Also, legally change your name to Norman and become 17 years old.”

For an episode titled “Meltdown,” things are surprisingly low key.

If we’re going by Norman’s behaviour, I think “Hissy Fit” would have been more appropriate.

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Bates Motel Season 2 Episode 6 – TV Review

Bates Motel Emma almost drowns Norman shirtless Freddie Highmore

I’m sensing a running theme.

Emma almost dies.

Cody’s dad does die.

It’s always life-or-death in White Pine Bay.

Mostly death, though. Right, Councillor Berman?

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Bates Motel Season 2 Episode 5 – TV Review

Bates Motel Cody and Norman have sex pale

“We can pick up some condoms while we’re there.”

Norman Bates: the ultimate ladies man.

Doesn’t even need no tan.

Or sanity.

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Bates Motel Season 2 Episode 4 – TV Review

Bates Motel Norman attacks Caleb knife psycho

“And let me get in the shower. God.”

He’s psycho, baby.

Sadly, not very strong in the upper body.

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Bates Motel Season 2 Episode 2 – TV Review

Bates Motel gynaecologist Norma

“He’s been there before. He knows his way around.”

Vera Farmiga sings.

Do you need more?

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Bates Motel Season 2 Episode 1 – TV Review

Bates Motel Norma Norman hug

They’ve been gone for almost a year. They’ve earned it.

Now that Bates Motel is back, it really feels like things are back to normal.

Now all I need is Revenge, and I’ll be happy.

I could take or leave Once Upon a Time at this point, though. I’ve had enough of stagnation.

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