I was so close to not even bothering reviewing this at all.
Ashley Tisdale should really consider throwing a Bynes or a Miley if this is where her career is at, though.
I have a love/hate relationship with Steve Carell.
I love that he’s generally not in anything too awful and is handsome in an awkward way (but normal awkward. Not Kristen Stewart or Jesse Eisenberg, “can’t actually act like human beings” awkward).
And I hate that I don’t find him awful or ugly.
I need fodder, Steven. I can’t complain about you if you don’t throw yourself into some steaming garbage for me. Gosh, do I have to do everything myself?
Luckily, Keira Knightley has brought her vague sexuality and protruding bones along this time. Now that I can pick on.
I feel like making fun of Twilight is too easy.
So it’s perfect for me!