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Pretty Little Liars Season 5 Episode 5 – TV Review

PLL Aria Ezra sex back naked

Aria: putting the “sex with your teacher” in “family.”

Any doubts as to the physical nature of Aria and Ezra’s relationship are now put to bed.

Literally.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 5 Episode 2 – TV Review

PLL Aria in bed

I would have gone with “You’re a teacher-fucking murderess.”

Well, I might be getting my wish after all:

A is still absent, and it’s Mona’s hit squad all the way.

Now all we need is to #BanTheHoodie.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 5 Episode 1 – TV Review

PLL Season 5 premiere Shana dead

Dear God, it’s just like Ravenswood.

Just kidding. Nothing’s as abhorrent as Ravenswood.

But I’m not kidding about how much I just don’t give a shit about Pretty Little Liars anymore.

Season 5? Really?

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Pretty Little Liars Season 4 Episode 18 – TV Review

PLL Ezra Aria cabin

“Uhh…” -Ezra

Hanna Fashionistard Counter:
Things go a bit each way, but she’s not getting the benefit of the doubt this time.
Our count is now 10 whatever, 8 are better.

Do you really expect there to be any joy in an episode titled “Hot For Teacher?”

There’s a little bit, I suppose.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 4 Episode 16 – TV Review

PLL Jake

I wouldn’t be impressed, either, Jake.

Hanna Fashionistard Counter:
She must have typed “unflattering mess” into her closet database this episode.
Our count is now 9 shite, 7 orright.

The only thing more emasculating than dating Aria is getting dumped by Aria.

But chin up, Jake. If you turn into her sabotaging mortal enemy, maybe she’ll want you back.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 4 Episode 12 – TV Review

Pretty Little Liars Aria magic show summer finale

Not for play play.

Hanna Fashionistard Counter:
I wanted to to give her a break, but there’s a piece on each outfit this week that I just couldn’t ignore. And I deserve this. I can’t be generous 2 weeks in a row.
Our count is now 8 malign, 4 sublime.

It was always going to be difficult topping last season’s Summer finale. And predictably, this one doesn’t quite reach the utter WTFness of that one.

But hey, we’ve got another A revelation. And this one is a fuckton juicier than Toby.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 4 Episode 9 – TV Review

Hanna Fashionistard Counter:
This week is surprisingly appealing (yes, even the orange).
Our count is now 6 No Way, 3 Okay.

It’s Emily’s birthday! Happy Birthday, least favourite Liar!

And her present is an almost-drowned nemesis.

I wish someone would gift me almost-drowned nemeses for my birthday. Instead, I usually get, like, money. And unconditional love.

Blech.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 4 Episode 6 – TV Review

Pretty Little Liars Ashley arrested Roma Maffia

Wha’ ‘chu sayin’ ’bout mah Ashley, woman!?

Hanna Fashionistard Counter:
This week is bland-tacular.
Our count is now 4 relish (I don’t like relish), 2 delish.

Hanna goes in jail, then gets out.

Ashley helps Hanna out of jail, then gets thrown in.

The Marin women just can’t make up their minds, can they?

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Pretty Little Liars Season 4 Episode 2 – TV Review

Pretty Little Liars Ashley wine

Hey, at least the context makes sense this time.

EDIT: Hanna Fashionistard Counter. As of this episode: 1 Yuck, 1 Fuck (yeah)

Let the new love interests begin!

Well, for Aria at least.

Because she’s just a big ol’ slut.

I don’t like Aria. If you hadn’t picked that up already.

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TV Review: Pretty Little Liars Season 3 Episode 24

Pretty Little Liars Spencer A hoodie

An ominous start.

I’m gonna apply the same spoiler warning I did for PLL episode 12.

But don’t go thinking this episode has anything in common with that one.

Very few revelations are things we didn’t already highly suspect; it ends on a rage-inducing, piece of shit cliffhanger; and the Liars put on pimped out dresses, then immediately change out of them.

Fuck that.

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