Tag Archive | sex

Scream Season 2 Episode 9 – TV Review

Scream The Orphanage Lesbait dead

Libby from Sabrina but without the fabulousness?

Just kidding. I know who it is. It’s Lesbait.

She doesn’t have a real name, does she?

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iZombie Season 2 Episode 6 – TV Review

iZombie Max Wager Ravi Peyton

Crazy like an ex-girlfriend.

Yes, iZombie answers the age-old question: can zombies fall in love… and have protected sex with non-zombies?

The answer, of course, because this is Liv and Major on iZombie, is no.

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It Follows – It’s Not Shit

It Follows Jay chloroform scene

Relatively speaking.

It’s about time I featured another horror movie, my most beloved of genres, on It’s Not Shit. It’s been almost two years since the last one. And that one was nowhere near as gripping as It Follows.

Which is almost as gripping as a big, strong man holding you down while putting chloroform in your face before giving you a lecture on a hell demon he’s just given you via his penis.

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Bates Motel Season 3 Episode 4 – TV Review

Bates Motel Unbreakable Norma underwear mirror

We’re saving that wad for later.

It’s been a long time, but we’ve finally run into a Bates Motel episode that made me go “meh.”

The star has dimmed.

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The Vampire Diaries Season 6 Episode 17 – TV Review

TVD A Bird In A Gilded Cage Stefan Caroline sex

Literally.

And I thought their sunset kiss was satisfying.

I’m almost ashamed that I used to be against the Caroline/Stefan pairing. And, on principle, I still kind of am.

I’ll allow it while their humanity switches are off, though.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 5 Episode 5 – TV Review

PLL Aria Ezra sex back naked

Aria: putting the “sex with your teacher” in “family.”

Any doubts as to the physical nature of Aria and Ezra’s relationship are now put to bed.

Literally.

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TV Review: Bates Motel Season 1 Episode 2

Bates Motel Norma Norman kiss

“On the lips. With tongue.”

So, this is I Just Hate Everything’s 300th post.

Kinda makes you think about your own mortality.

Which I guess is perfect for Bates Motel.

Serendipity, man.

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