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Dynasty Season 3 Episode 14 – TV Review

Everything’s better with unnecessary straps.

Sadly, my gays, the jush train is over, and this week won’t have you struggling to hold your wigs down.

But that’s only because this episode is here to get some shit done. And blow up a car along the way (offscreen, of course. This is CW budget, remember).

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Dynasty Season 1 Episode 4 – TV Review

Dynasty Private as a Circus Fallon

Usually they’re black, though.

Sadly, if we’re going to continue giving Dynasty the Gossip Girl comparisons, I suppose that comes with the requisite “business stuff” that later-in-life GG kept parading around.

At least there’s still plenty of sex involved.

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Scream Season 1 Episode 4 – TV Review

Scream Aftermath Chirpster poll

Fine. I’ll just vote for Emma, then.

Token Asian isn’t going un-mourned.

Luckily, we’ve got an abandoned hospital to explore, baby.

And a jab at PLL.

Thank you, Scream.

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