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The Originals Season 3 Episode 2 – TV Review

The Originals You Hung The Moon Elijah Hope

Elijah: singlehandedly making lube obsolete.

The Hayley Hotness Parade was brief and bright (and Hayley is still pretty hot), but it’s time for Elijah to take back his rightful place.

Mainly because Hayley spends a lot of time mashing face with Jackson, which is a guaranteed way to torpedo your hotness property values.

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Eye Candy Season 1 Episode 1 – TV Review

Eye Candy Lindy Victoria Justice pilot

And we’re sure Amanda Bynes wasn’t available?

Can you believe I Just Hate Everything hasn’t added a new show to the roster since the God-forsaken Ravenswood, back in 2013?

Hell, the trauma of watching Ravenswood is what caused the drought.

But pretty people in slasher movie style drama is worth a shot, I reckon.

And it’s only got a 10 episode order, so I can rest assured my suffering will only be temporary if it all goes so wrong.

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