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American Horror Story Season 3 Episode 1 – TV Review

American Horror Story Coven Jessica Lange

YES.

Oh, baby. Never leave me out here alone again.

It’s been, like, 9 months. That’s too long.

But god, it looks like it was worth the wait.

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Arrow Season 2 Episode 1 – TV Review

Arrow Oliver Stephen Amell really pretty

Shutup, baby. He knows it.

Hot People And Awesome Lighting is back for season 2, everyone!

Oh, it’s called Arrow? What?

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Beauty & the Beast – Discontinued

Beauty & the Beast Cat

Why count sheep, when you can count Cat’s lack of independence?

I haven’t got time to waste on following this show.

And given just how empty my life is, that says a lot.

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Once Upon a Time Season 3 Episode 1 – TV Review

Once Upon a Time Neverland season 3 premiere

“We’re going to eat Emma first, right?” -Regina

Can Once Upon a Time really keep getting better?

According to this episode, the answer to that question is “yes.”

But Henry is back to being the most important character evar again, so I’ve still got something to complain about.

ABC watches out for me.

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Revenge Season 3 Episode 1 – TV Review

Revenge season 3 premiere Victoria

Can you believe it?

Season 3. Wow.

If nothing else, Revenge’s longevity in the face of its shameful mediocrity is inspiring.

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Under the Dome Season 1 Episode 13 – TV Review

Under the Dome Barbie gallows hanging execution

Mike Vogel needs to move to the city or something.

Apparently suffering through Spring Breakers‘ pink haired brat wasn’t enough pink for me this week.

And Spring Breakers had lines, too.

Lines of cocaine. Is the joke.

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Cult Season 1 Episodes 12 and 13 – TV Review

Cult Roger Kirstie

My only friend: the end. Just kidding. I don’t have any friends.

Well thank god that’s over.

But then again, in true CW style, the final episodes give us a taste of tastiness.

Goddammit.

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