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American Horror Story Season 3 Episode 1 – TV Review

American Horror Story Coven Jessica Lange

YES.

Oh, baby. Never leave me out here alone again.

It’s been, like, 9 months. That’s too long.

But god, it looks like it was worth the wait.

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Arrow Season 2 Episode 1 – TV Review

Arrow Oliver Stephen Amell really pretty

Shutup, baby. He knows it.

Hot People And Awesome Lighting is back for season 2, everyone!

Oh, it’s called Arrow? What?

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Beauty & the Beast – Discontinued

Beauty & the Beast Cat

Why count sheep, when you can count Cat’s lack of independence?

I haven’t got time to waste on following this show.

And given just how empty my life is, that says a lot.

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Once Upon a Time Season 3 Episode 1 – TV Review

Once Upon a Time Neverland season 3 premiere

“We’re going to eat Emma first, right?” -Regina

Can Once Upon a Time really keep getting better?

According to this episode, the answer to that question is “yes.”

But Henry is back to being the most important character evar again, so I’ve still got something to complain about.

ABC watches out for me.

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Revenge Season 3 Episode 1 – TV Review

Revenge season 3 premiere Victoria

Can you believe it?

Season 3. Wow.

If nothing else, Revenge’s longevity in the face of its shameful mediocrity is inspiring.

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Under the Dome Season 1 Episode 13 – TV Review

Under the Dome Barbie gallows hanging execution

Mike Vogel needs to move to the city or something.

Apparently suffering through Spring Breakers‘ pink haired brat wasn’t enough pink for me this week.

And Spring Breakers had lines, too.

Lines of cocaine. Is the joke.

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Cult Season 1 Episodes 12 and 13 – TV Review

Cult Roger Kirstie

My only friend: the end. Just kidding. I don’t have any friends.

Well thank god that’s over.

But then again, in true CW style, the final episodes give us a taste of tastiness.

Goddammit.

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Grimm Season 2 – Season Review

Grimm Nick David Giuntoli

“Shutup baby, I know it.”

Like Happy Endings, I had been watching Grimm on the DL.

Unlike Happy Endings, I’m happy to review this show. Because it’s often awful.

But damn, David Giuntoli is attractive. And he’s a nice, Italian boy I can take home to mama.

If he’s still the lead character, I’ll keep watching this show until it dies (hopefully soon, because it’s pretty bad).

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Game of Thrones Season 3 – Season Review

Game of Thrones season 3 Tyrion wine drinking

Tyrion gets it.

I’d just like to point out how fucking disappointing the season finale was (just watched it, so my groaning is fresh).

Talk about some boring epilogue shit. Fucking American Horror Story season 2 would snigger at that. And they did it over 2 episodes.

Pathetic.

Otherwise, season 3 was at least a step up from its predecessor.

It’s progress. That’s really the best we can hope for.

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TV Review: Bates Motel Season 1 Episode 10

Bates Motel Vera Norma gun shooting Dylan

Dat Vera snarl.

Vera Farmiga could do pretty much anything in this show and I would endorse it.

It’s okay, I don’t understand this crush either.

Oh, this is the season finale, by the by.

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