Anniversary 2020: The Top 5 TV Shows of the Past Year (For Whatever Reason) – Best Of
Oh, honey. This year’s anniversary posts are gonna be quick and to the point.
2020 is exhausting enough as it is.
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Scream Season 3 – Season Review
Why did you do this to us, Queen Latifah?
Should I bother calling it Scream: Resurrection?
Should I bother calling it anything other than the trash it is?
It’s bad, baby. Real bad.
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Riverdale Season 3 Episode 6 – TV Review
If you have to ask, Kevin, then the answer is probably “yes.”
I mean, Riverdale is a pretty fucking weird show.
But even by Riverdale standards, this episode is fucking weird.
And I’m not sure if it’s even in a good, Riverdale way.
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Scream Halloween Special – TV Review
We’re as shocked as you are, Keiran.
I did watch this about a month ago.
But, you know, it’s Scream The TV Series. Does anybody care?
Also, I’m not reviewing this as two episodes. To save time.
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Scream Season 2 Episode 12 – TV Review
And don’t get renewed, for God’s sake.
You know, I had to really suck up my pride to pretend that Scream’s first season wasn’t that bad. Pathetic finale and all.
But Season 2 has been a lot choppier than Season 1. So you’d think they’d at least throw me a bone for the finale (and, with its piss-poor ratings, likely the series finale), right?
Fucking. Wrong.
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Scream Season 2 Episode 11 – TV Review
God, I feel dirty for resorting to memes.
Yes, baby. Brooke’s back after her absence last week.
I mean, she doesn’t get anything to do other than ogle her fuckboi, but, you know.
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Scream Season 2 Episode 10 – TV Review
Our prayers have been… briefly glimpsed at?
No, Noah doesn’t die. Scream wouldn’t be that kind to us.
But we do get a semi-important cast death this episode. One of the ones on my list from last episode.
And Scream even remembers that they skipped the Audrey/Emma throwdown last episode, and instead gives us the awkwardly delayed version of it this week.
Things are looking up.
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Scream Season 2 Episode 9 – TV Review
Libby from Sabrina but without the fabulousness?
Just kidding. I know who it is. It’s Lesbait.
She doesn’t have a real name, does she?
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Scream Season 2 Episode 8 – TV Review
Take me to Drown Town, Brooke.
I didn’t have a very perceptive week last week.
I thought Scream had only three, including this one, episodes left to go. And I was okay with that.
But now we’ve got four left, not including this one.
So kill a main cast member al-fucking-ready. Jesus.
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Scream Season 2 Episode 7 – TV Review
“I’m sorry, but Eli’s clear mental instability is more attractive.”
EDIT: A dutiful commenter has pointed out a couple of mistakes I made in this review. I thank them for their service, and thank you, dear reader, for internally deriding me. I will mark the errors below.
With only three episodes to go (EDIT: It’s five, actually) after this one, Scream remembers that hey, it wasted time building up a pig farm nightmare backstory, so why not put all the eggs in that basket?
Because that basket is shit, baby. That’s why.
