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The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies – Film Review

The Hobbit The Battle of the Five Armies Azog vs Thorin ice battle

Except in real life, The Hobbit doesn’t win.

Praise be to the king under the mountain, this one clocks in at only just over two hours.

My whingey prayers have been answered.

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Film Review: The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey

The Hobbit The One Ring Bilbo Martin Freeman

A better movie?

The Hobbit: An Expected Cash-grab.

I’d question whether the absurd runtimes of the Lord of the Rings trilogy taught Peter Jackson anything, but considering how popular the extended versions are, it’d be moot.

So what I’m saying is, I hate when movies are too long.

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