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Arrow Season 3 Episode 2 – TV Review

Arrow Tommy Sara flashback Hong Kong hostage

Who knew all it would take for Oliver to tie up and caress Tommy was a little Hong Kong kidnapping?

Is Arrow competing with Once Upon a Time for the most redundant flashback award?

Because that race is tight.

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The Vampire Diaries Season 6 Episode 3 – TV Review

TVD Welcome to Paradise Elena Jeremy lake swimwear

I’ll take one order of Jeremy’s abs and Elena’s booty shorts.

Oh, now I remember why Jeremy is still on this show.

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The Vampire Diaries Season 6 Episode 2 – TV Review

TVD Enzo Caroline Ivy Stefan Yellow Ledbetter

“I promise I’ll only murder your girlfriend a little bit, Stefan.”

I feel like I should point out that Enzo’s actor’s name is Michael Malarkey.

I’d never noticed it before now, but I’m glad I did.

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Arrow Season 3 Episode 1 – TV Review

Arrow Felicity Oliver kiss The Calm

Poor Loliver.

Not to worry. That’s more of a goodbye kiss.

And another love interest of Oliver’s dies this episode, too.

So Laurel’s pretty much got a clean run.

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Arrow Season 2 Episode 23 – TV Review

Arrow Super Friends Oliver Roy Sarah Nyssa Unthinkable

“And Roy is no longer superpowered. Wait, how is this plan going to work, again?”

At least Nyssa is back to lend a hand.

She’s surprisingly forgiving for a scorned mega assassin.

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Arrow Season 2 Episode 22 – TV Review

Arrow Isabel kills Sebastian Streets of Fire

Also, impalement.

Oh, Sebastian. With a name like “Blood,” the spilling of yours was only inevitable.

But you died a hero’s death. By getting double penetrated by a superwoman.

You’re into pegging, right?

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Arrow Season 2 Episode 20 – TV Review

Arrow Moira hot young Seeing Red

Moira, the Queen: A Tribute.

Wait, “remember” her?

Why would we need to remember her as something?

Uh oh.

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