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The Vampire Diaries Season 6 Episode 18 – TV Review

TVD I Never Could Love Like That Enzo tied up


Screw Elena and her “I’m leaving forevar at the end of this season” drama.

It’s time for some Enzo flashbacks, dammit.

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Eye Candy Season 1 Episode 10 – TV Review

Eye Candy A4U Lindy Jake ending

In a better world.

But this is not a better world. This is Eye Candy.

Aussie Guy does get to live, though.

Which is yet another of Eye Candy’s failings.

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Eye Candy Season 1 Episode 9 – TV Review

Eye Candy FYEO Tessa's death

Dammit. “Superfluous Blonde Girl” would have been an excellent nickname. Now I regret calling her by her actual name.

Tessa’s dead.

Lindy’s in peril.

Mr Stalker’s identity is revealed.

This penultimate episode doesn’t disappoint. Well, any more than Eye Candy usually disappoints.

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Ouija – Film Review

Ouija movie

If only the spirits could have told them to just not.

Gosh. I don’t post a Film Review for five months, and then I give you an unsexy sex movie, and two appalling horror movies.

Well, why stop now?

This is an appalling horror movie.

I’m not doing another unsexy sex movie. I’ve got access to porn.

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Eye Candy Season 1 Episode 3 – TV Review

Eye Candy HBTU Lindy drugged

Or, for us real acoholics, “weekday morning” face.

Well well, things are starting to pick up.

The cops are on the right trail. And Gay Friend even gets his own subplot.

Eye Candy’s growing up.

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The Vampire Diaries Season 6 Episode 6 – TV Review

TVD Alaric dies

I feel that, bro.

I’d probably hurl myself across an anti-magic barrier to kill myself, too.

Or get into a car crash with Trip and accidentally get flung across an anti-magic barrier. Whatever.

The point is, it’s a holiday from Elena.

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The Vampire Diaries Season 6 Episode 4 – TV Review

TVD Bonnie Kai sexy scowl

As long as she’s got an excuse to offload some sexy scowls, I’m happy.

Well, we knew Kai was kind of a douchebag.

I didn’t know he’d be an entire-family-murdering douchebag.

But sometimes good things just happen, you know?

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Arrow Season 3 Episode 2 – TV Review

Arrow Tommy Sara flashback Hong Kong hostage

Who knew all it would take for Oliver to tie up and caress Tommy was a little Hong Kong kidnapping?

Is Arrow competing with Once Upon a Time for the most redundant flashback award?

Because that race is tight.

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The Vampire Diaries Season 6 Episode 3 – TV Review

TVD Welcome to Paradise Elena Jeremy lake swimwear

I’ll take one order of Jeremy’s abs and Elena’s booty shorts.

Oh, now I remember why Jeremy is still on this show.

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The Vampire Diaries Season 6 Episode 2 – TV Review

TVD Enzo Caroline Ivy Stefan Yellow Ledbetter

“I promise I’ll only murder your girlfriend a little bit, Stefan.”

I feel like I should point out that Enzo’s actor’s name is Michael Malarkey.

I’d never noticed it before now, but I’m glad I did.

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