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Arrow Season 5 Episode 8 – TV Review

Arrow Invasion! Laurel shower ring

Death becomes her.

I did watch the entirety of the crossover week. And it was pretty damn good.

It’s just a shame that this very personal, gratifying, hundredth episode of Arrow, the show that started it all, had to get awkwardly sandwiched into the whole affair.

Dat Laurel, tho.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 7 Episode 6 – TV Review

PLL Wanted Dead or Alive Mary crowbar

I don’t see the Liars swingin’ crowbars. Get proactive, girls.

At this point, the flashbacks and Dilaurentis family past are too much to keep up with. I was sitting there during Jenna’s exposition dump and I honestly was putting in as much effort as possible to keep up. But I can’t, anymore.

If I get something wrong, please feel free to chew me out in the comments. It’s the only way I’ll learn. Because the show isn’t doing anything to help me in that department.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 7 Episode 5 – TV Review

PLL Along Come Mary Jenna Sara boobs

Sara’s what we call “predatory gay.”

We finally found Sara.

But don’t you wish that we hadn’t?

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Pretty Little Liars Season 6 Episode 19 – TV Review

PLL Did You Miss Me? Hanna killed Cece

Hanna has always been the most proactive one of the group.

Oh, get real. You know better than to trust anything PLL shows you.

If they can retcon Mona’s dead body, then a flimsy text isn’t out of the question.

Can you imagine, though?

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Pretty Little Liars Season 6 Episode 15 – TV Review

PLL Do Not Disturb Emily

Shay, honey. You haven’t got anything else.

I think my favourite part about this second half of the season has got to be that Pretty Little Liars is making Cece’s murder the new big, important mystery

Because Pretty Little Liars seems to think that anyone, anywhere, would give even a quarter of a fuck about Cece.

Why wasn’t PLL nominated in the Comedy categories at the Golden Globes?

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Pretty Little Liars Season 6 Episode 13 – TV Review

PLL The Gloves Are On Lucas

There seems to be a lot of that going around lately.

Lucas’ unnecessary return aside, I’m glad to say this is actually an engaging episode of Pretty Little Liars.

The soap suds are thick, as expected, but they don’t get in the way of the actual plot.

So I suppose this is our final hope spot before it all comes tumbling down.

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Arrow Season 4 Episode 4 – TV Review

Arrow Beyond Redemption dirty cops

Our girl’s moving ever so slightly up in the world.

I didn’t think I’d want a Quentin episode.

But behind all that pointless obstruction and repetitive jibing at Oliver, there is a broken, grieving father.

This is exactly what Arrow needed.

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Arrow Season 4 Episode 2 – TV Review

Arrow The Candidate Thea crazy electrocute

“Methy” would have been a bit unsubtle.

The bad news: the flashbacks are here to stay.

The good news: their screentime is neutered and I don’t think even the show is taking them seriously anymore.

So the show finally caught up with the rest of us, then.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 6 Episode 10 – TV Review

PLL Game Over, Charles Cece

“It’s totally not an ass-pull at all!”

The Dan revelation was disappointing, but it was kind of just chucked in there. And did it really matter who was Gossip Girl?

In Pretty Little Liars, on the other hand, the identity of A is everything. Does anyone really care if Aria’s going to end up banging her teacher ever after?

Which makes this mid-season finale’s ass-pull even that ass-pullier.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 6 Episode 4 – TV Review

PLL Don't Look Now Papa D drinking

PLL is enough to drive you to drink. Not that I require an excuse to drink.

Yes, the complication-free PLL renaissance has come to an end.

A’s back, bitches.

And they don’t know anything. Because if they did, they’d know how much better the show was without them.

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