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Glee Season 6 Episode 8 – TV Review

Glee A Wedding

Cyanide pills are an integral part of any Glee viewer’s preparedness kit.

Oh, Kurt and Blaine. Because Santana and Brittany’s wedding wasn’t sickly sweet enough?

Also, is there supposed to be a plot this season?

Glee seems to have forgotten.

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Glee Season 6 Episode 6 – TV Review

Glee What The World Needs Now Santana's abuela Ivonne Coll

“Or even my guest spot on Teen Wolf.”

I’d apologise for the late review, but I’d hate to presume that anyone, anywhere, genuinely cares about Glee.

I’m a rude idiot, but I’m not a moron.

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Glee Season 6 Episode 3 – TV Review

Glee Jagged Little Tapestry Santan proposes to Brittany

And the only thing holding this rabble of a show together.

Let’s just say that Santana lays her best ever stream of insults into Kurt in a ball-busting takedown of breathtaking proportions, even for her.

Which means Glee season 6 has likely hit its peak, and it’s only episode 3.

Oh, dear.

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Glee Season 6 Episodes 1 and 2 – TV Review

Glee Loser Like Me Blaine breakup

One of Blaine’s rarely seen appropriate emotional reactions.

Yes, after praising our seven Glee-free months, the hideous juggernaut is back to make its final, undignified march to conclusion.

Thank God. I’ve missed my whipping boy.

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Glee Season 5 Episode 19 – TV Review

Glee Rachel Broadway Bitches Old Dogs New Tricks

That was the dog talking. I mean, wouldn’t that go through anyone’s head if they had to work on Glee?

Another week, another delayed Glee post.

At least this episode has lots of cute puppies. And you know how I feel about puppies.

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Glee Season 5 Episode 18 – TV Review

Glee Rachel sad face Back-Up Plan

“Uh oh.”

Yes, just 1 episode after the roaring success of her Broadway dream being realised, Rachel decides to throw everything she’s achieved into a garbage disposal.

For a slim chance of being on TV, which was her real dream all along.

Didn’t you fucking quit NYADA, your other apparent dream, to get on Broadway only 3 episodes ago?

Fuck, bitch.

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Glee Season 5 Episode 17 – TV Review

Glee Rachel Funny Girl Opening Night

Get it? Because old people cough sometimes?

Oh, shut up, Rachel. Santana’s back. We don’t need you anymore.

In fact, you need her.

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