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Once Upon a Time Season 7 Episode 20 – TV Review

OUaT Is This Henry Mills? Regina hair

I’d say they were due to flashbacks, but that wouldn’t be entirely accurate.

You know what would make this already-strained by too many new, unnecessary characters soap opera in its long-past-due seventh season with a half-in-half-out reboot more grounded and relatable?

Time travel. Of course.

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Once Upon a Time Season 7 Episode 19 – TV Review

OUaT Flower Child Gothel tree nymph wig

Much like OUaT itself.

I mean, I suppose I should be impressed that even OUaT didn’t seem to care about Gothel’s tragic backstory episode.

Because I know I don’t.

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Once Upon a Time Season 7 Episode 18 – TV Review

OUaT The Guardian Gold Samdi gunpoint

Maybe next time he’ll actually pull the trigger, though.

My advice about shooting people was for Samdi, but if Gold wants to take it on board, then I can live with that.

What I can’t live with is more tedious, empty episodes of OUaT.

And yet somehow I’m not dead. Am I immortal? Or just hyperbolic?

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Once Upon a Time Season 7 Episode 17 – TV Review

OUaT Chosen Sabine

It’s what Henry deserves. Because Sabine/Tiana should have been our lead and no I won’t stop saying it.

Don’t get your hopes up too much, people. The above image is deceptive.

It’s actually a Zelena episode.

But possibly the final Zelena episode?

Okay, I’m in. You got me.

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Once Upon a Time Season 7 Episode 15 – TV Review

OUaT Sisterhood Gretel Drizella

Don’t you miss vintage TVD? Sigh.

Before we get started, let me firstly assuage your fears:

Although the episode is titled “Sisterhood,” Zelena does not appear at all.

We’re all clear, baby.

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Once Upon a Time Season 7 Episode 14 – TV Review

OUaT The Girl in the Tower Regina Samdi date

I wouldn’t say no to being the meat in the middle of a Regina/Samdi sandwich.

The good thing about this episode is that it’s ambitionless and inoffensive.

The bad thing is you have to listen to a lot of Tilly/Alice’s accent.

Hey, it could be worse.

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Once Upon a Time Season 7 Episode 12 – TV Review

OUaT A Taste of the Heights Tiana

It’s me. I’m saying that.

And it’s not the first time I’ve said it, either.

Step aside, Cinderella. Tiana’s the hero we need.

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