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The Vampire Diaries Season 7 Episode 2 – TV Review

TVD Never Let Me Go Enzo Lily flirt

Lock down that dick now, Lily! Do what Caroline never could.

Enzo doesn’t want to be one of Lily’s Heretic children.

Because he wants to bang Lily.

Caroline really missed her window on this one.

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The Vampire Diaries Season 7 Episode 1 – TV Review

TVD Season 7 premiere Bonnie

Let’s keep the wheel rollin’.

We finally got what we’ve all been praying for: an Elena-free TVD.

But where’s there’s a will to continue stumbling on problems of the past, The Vampire Diaries will find a way.

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The Vampire Diaries Season 6 Episode 20 – TV Review

TVD I'd Leave My Happy Home For You Elena takes the cure

It’s my one failing as an alcoholic.

Why?

Why did I ever implicitly wish for more Elena?

What’s wrong with me?

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The Vampire Diaries Season 6 Episode 4 – TV Review

TVD Bonnie Kai sexy scowl

As long as she’s got an excuse to offload some sexy scowls, I’m happy.

Well, we knew Kai was kind of a douchebag.

I didn’t know he’d be an entire-family-murdering douchebag.

But sometimes good things just happen, you know?

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