Sadly, Jason spends all his time pining for Aria.
At least Alison isn’t in this episode.
We finally found Sara.
But don’t you wish that we hadn’t?
Did Pretty Little Liars watch an episode of Banshee and think “Yes, some of that?
Yes, I was foolish enough to hope that maybe, with one final season premiere to attempt, that PLL would somehow claw its way out of the swamp of bullshittery in which it has mired itself.
And again, it didn’t.
Sink ever lower, show.
In this episode, B makes a bold claim about how, unlike A, they don’t hide in the shadows, bitch. They’re out here in the open and they’re comin’ to get you.
So, naturally, their approach is to hide in the shadows and send ominous text messages and literally wear a mask.
Yes, we finally see Charles.
Well, his shadow.
That counts, right?
Yes, the complication-free PLL renaissance has come to an end.
A’s back, bitches.
And they don’t know anything. Because if they did, they’d know how much better the show was without them.