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Once Upon a Time Season 5 Episode 18 – TV Review

OUaT Ruby Slippers lesbian kiss

See? I remember things I did in the past.

Well, poor Mulan. She finds the only other lesbian-leaning character in Once Upon a Time, and then loses her to another sudden lesbian.

I thought it was only the gay male community that were all “No Asians?”

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Once Upon a Time Season 5 Episode 17 – TV Review

OUaT Her Handsome Hero Belle

They just keep on comin’.

At least it’s not as bad as a Zelena episode.

I think?

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Once Upon a Time Season 5 Episodes 8 and 9 – TV Review

OUaT Birth Snow choked

So it feels good? I don’t get the joke here.

Ah, the dreaded Once Upon a Time double episode.

I’m gonna need some long-forgotten character cameos to get through this one.

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Veronica Mars – It’s Not Shit

Veronica Mars movie

To the tune of $110, yes I would.

And by “Veronica Mars,” I mean the movie. Not the show.

Although, the show is also massively not shit.

Can you tell I’m a fan?

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Once Upon a Time Season 3 Episodes 21 and 22 – TV Review

OUaT Emma Hook Snow Drifts

“As long as I get to wear more eyeliner than you.” -Hook

Revenge did it last year, now it’s Once Upon a Time’s turn to give us a back-to-back season finale.

And one of those “backs” is for Back To The Future.

It’s time to time travel.

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TV Review: Once Upon a Time Season 2 Episode 7

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…you wouldn’t have been murdered by Alan Dale. Dude was old when he was in The OC. And just knowing that show existed makes me feel old.

Well, it’s finally happened. The first sign of the apocalypse:

David is actually semi-competent at something other than being a pussy-whipped idiot.

Better prep for the rapture.

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TV Review: Once Upon a Time Season 1 Episode 15

Once Upon a Time Ruby heart box Kathryn red riding hood

“What dark wizardry is this?”

Well they fucking finally got around to doing the Red Riding Hood episode.

Also, for the first time ever the CGI in this show isn’t eye-scrapingly awful. Points for Once Upon a Time.

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