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Pretty Little Liars Season 7 Episode 19 – TV Review

PLL Farewell, My Lovely group shot

Sorry, Em.

Can you feel the soothing waves of relief washing over you, with the knowledge that after this, only one more excruciating episode of Pretty Little Liars will ever darken you life?

We’re almost free.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 7 Episode 12 – TV Review

PLL These Boots Were Made For Walking Jenna blind posse

Just when you thought PLL couldn’t get any more ridiculous.

The real tragedy is that nobody goes for a savage blind joke. The PLL of yesteryear would have delighted in that.

Also, I legitimately forgot that Sara was dead, so was pretty confused when she was brought up this episode.

Only eight episodes to go, baby.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 7 Episode 11 – TV Review

PLL Playtime Spencer Toby

The last eight months have been so wonderful.

Let it end.

God, just let it end.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 5 Episode 14 – TV Review

PLL Through A Glass Darkly Aria crying

Because justice is an illusion. And Spencer is going to be fucking 30 by then.

As I mentioned in my New Year’s Eve post, I don’t give a fuck about Pretty Little Liars anymore.

So with that in mind, here we go.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 5 Episode 12 – TV Review

PLL Toby car crash Taking This One To The Grave

Oh, Toby. If only.

Sadly, it’s not Toby.

And I’m not going to tell you who does die.

Until after this sentence.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 5 Episode 10 – TV Review

PLL A Dark Ali Alison wig

Would it have been too ambitious to hope for a little bit of blackface?

Pun fans beware, there are no dark alleys vital to this episode.

There’s a dank basement. That’s close, right?

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Pretty Little Liars Season 5 Episode 7 – TV Review

PLL Hanna drinking problem Emily judgemental

“Nope, that’s it. You’re going to AA right now.”

I’d say we should call the Fun Police, but Emily’s already on the case.

How is the hot, gay one of the group also the most buttoned down?

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