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Pretty Little Liars Season 6 Episode 18 – TV Review

PLL Burn This bridal shower

Just barely holding on, ladies. It’s all you can do.

Well who could have predicted it, but I might have to eat my words about PLL taking the inevitable plunge back into unwatchable, retarded shit territory.

Because damn, this ship is crooked, but I must concede, it’s yet to capsize.

Just hold on for two more episodes. Please.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 6 Episode 1 – TV Review

PLL Game On, Charles morgue

Efficient.

I think PLL has taught us by now that if it seems too good to be true, it definitely is.

And if it seems 100% on-screen confirmed to be true, then it isn’t.

And if it’s literally anything, it definitely isn’t true.

Welcome to PLL season 6.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 5 Episode 25 – TV Review

PLL Welcome to the Dollhouse Toby Roma A lair

I feel you, Roma.

Well, PLL has officially, 100% jumped the shark. Hard.

You thought that Ravenswood crap was terrible?

Oh, honey. You ain’t seen nothin’ yet.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 5 Episode 14 – TV Review

PLL Through A Glass Darkly Aria crying

Because justice is an illusion. And Spencer is going to be fucking 30 by then.

As I mentioned in my New Year’s Eve post, I don’t give a fuck about Pretty Little Liars anymore.

So with that in mind, here we go.

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The Call – Film Review

The Call Halle Berry bad hair perm

Just shave it and wig that shit. It’s the only option.

It’s the day of disappointing endings here on I Just Hate Everything.

But if Texas Chainsaw 3D was bizarre and stupid, The Call was just downright offensive.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 4 Episode 6 – TV Review

Pretty Little Liars Ashley arrested Roma Maffia

Wha’ ‘chu sayin’ ’bout mah Ashley, woman!?

Hanna Fashionistard Counter:
This week is bland-tacular.
Our count is now 4 relish (I don’t like relish), 2 delish.

Hanna goes in jail, then gets out.

Ashley helps Hanna out of jail, then gets thrown in.

The Marin women just can’t make up their minds, can they?

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