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Scream Queens Season 1 Episode 5 – TV Review

Scream Queens Pumpkin Patch Chanel confused

I’m not done yet.

Thank whatever deities you hold dear, we finally get a chase scene.

It’s fucking rubbish, but Scream Queens, unlike its big sister, is at least trying.

That faint flicker of hope is yet to be fully extinguished.

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Cult Season 1 Episodes 12 and 13 – TV Review

Cult Roger Kirstie

My only friend: the end. Just kidding. I don’t have any friends.

Well thank god that’s over.

But then again, in true CW style, the final episodes give us a taste of tastiness.

Goddammit.

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Cult Season 1 Episodes 10 and 11 – TV Review

Cult Kirstie Roger pool

I’ll trade ya, babe. A rich, actor boyfriend is worth the murder conspiracy stuff.

We’re almost there, CW die-hards. After this week there are only 2 episodes left.

Then we can go on to Beauty & the Beast season 2.

Fuck.

At least we’ve still got Arrow.

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Cult Season 1 Episodes 8 and 9 – TV Review

Cult Skye Jeff bored

Feels bad, man.

Though I’d still be hesitant to say it’s worse than Beauty & the Beast.

And at least they’re finishing it off. A mercy Cult didn’t deserve.

Generous, CW.

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TV Review: Cult Season 1 Episode 7

Cult Marti Alon Tal car trunk

“Damn. Still nothing.”

It’s probably my fault for having recently binge watched the entirety of Veronica Mars over the past 2 weeks. I just look at how slow and pathetic Cult is and am ashamed that this is the network that cancelled ol’ VMars.

Side note: I totally increased my pledge for the movie from $10 to the $100 reward level. Blu-ray snobbery doesn’t come cheap.

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TV Review: Cult Season 1 Episode 5

Cult The Kiss Jeff Skye Jessica Lucas

How could anyone not be into Jessica Lucas?

Hmm, things are starting to pick up.

We’ve got our first CW trademark party episode, our leads finally mashing their mouths together, and crazy Cult fans affecting the show’s cast.

We’re gettin’ there, guys. We’re gettin’ there.

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TV Review: Cult Season 1 Episode 3

Cult car crash dead girl

This is The CW, baby. Even our car crash victims are pretty.

Eh, it’s kinda gettin’ there.

Kinda.

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