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Budget Cuts: The Bachelor Australia 2014 Premiere Week – Blog

The Bachelor Australia Blake small mouth

Yes. Maybe take your shirt off to divert attention.

Like, really? Decent bodies are a dime a dozen for models-slash-actors. Are we expected to fall passionately in love with Blakey Baby Mouth?

Tim might have been fake as fuck, but so is everything about this show, so it’s not like that was a handicap.

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The Bachelor Australia: At Least It Wasn’t Ali – Blog

The Bachelor Australia Ali eliminated

“And they’re totally definitely not already in there.

I’m insecure.”

I could have titled this post “At Least It Wasn’t Danielle,” but everyone hated her anyway.

You want controversy, don’t you?

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The Bachelor Australia: I’m Bach, Bitches – Blog

The Bachelor Australia Danielle

One of life’s many mysteries.

Yes, I’m still watching it.

Yes, I am ashamed.

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The Bachelor Australia: Why? – Blog

The Bachelor Australia Tim

He just can’t see it because he keeps bashfully putting his hand over his eyes.

EDIT: Continue on my The Bachelor journey here, and my finale preview here.

At least it’s better than The Farmer Wants A Wife.

But really. Why?

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