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Once Upon a Time Season 7 Episode 22 – TV Review

OUaT Leaving Storybrooke Regina Robin

Well, to be fair, Regina is the one that got me. Bitch.

It’s finally over. And for all my venom and bluster against this show over the years, there will be no gravedancing like there was with PLL.

Sure, even right to the very end this episode is full of plot contrivances and last minute twists that come out of nowhere. But amid all that, Once Upon a Time, much like it has for almost its entire run, found the one true thing within it all:


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Once Upon a Time Season 6 Episode 10 – TV Review

OUaT Wish You Were Here Queenie appletini

It’s like this.

Remember how I was whingeing about how all the characters on this show just have to be fucking related to each other?

Well, we can add Mystery Hood Vision Person to that list.

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Once Upon a Time Season 4 Episodes 22 and 23 – TV Review

OUaT Operation Mongoose Henry tied up ogre

We were so close.

So Once Upon a Time is doing a double episode finale again.

I feel like Henry: strapped to a cart and struggling to be free.

Well, at least now I’ve got a couple of months off before Once Upon a Time returns for an exhausting season 5.

What Disney movies are out next year that it can sponge off of?

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Once Upon a Time Season 4 Episode 19 – TV Review

OUaT Sympathy for the De Vil Cruella breath magic

And green.

Could it be? A villain on this show might finally exist without having some convoluted, Freudian excuse of a background?


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Once Upon a Time Season 4 Episode 18 – TV Review

OUaT Heart of Gold Zelena kisses Robin

I wonder if she’ll rob Robin Hood’s hood? Cock hood, that is.

What could make the tedium of the Author being an excuse for Snow and David’s horrifying infanticide better?

Why, that would be bringing back a tired, seasons past villain with a ridiculously stupid retcon.

What is this? Revenge?

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Once Upon a Time Season 4 Episode 3 – TV Review

OUaT Snow Queen Elizabeth Mitchell Marian Rocky Road

“Just kidding. I want you to freeze to death, instead.”

And, to everyone’s delight, Marian does indeed freeze into a hideous, CGI popsicle.

Sadly, she doesn’t die.

But it’s only episode 3. There’s still time.

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Once Upon a Time Season 4 Episode 1 – TV Review

Once Upon a Time Elsa snail trail

Girl, that’s nasty.

Who would have thought Once Upon a Time, the little soap opera that could (with the help of some Disney magic), would make it to a fourth season.

You’ve gotta run out of Disney-owned properties soon enough, though. Better milk Frozen for all its worth.

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Once Upon a Time Season 3 Episodes 21 and 22 – TV Review

OUaT Emma Hook Snow Drifts

“As long as I get to wear more eyeliner than you.” -Hook

Revenge did it last year, now it’s Once Upon a Time’s turn to give us a back-to-back season finale.

And one of those “backs” is for Back To The Future.

It’s time to time travel.

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Once Upon a Time Season 3 Episode 20 – TV Review

OUaT Zelena Wicked Witch melting Kansas

Probably shouldn’t have stood near a well, then.

Yes, it seems Dorothy Gale is destined to be careless with a murderous bucket of water.

Melting witches is her bag, baby.

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Once Upon a Time Season 3 Episode 19 – TV Review

OUaT David Snow curse A Curious Thing

I’m not even making it up.

Everyone’s memories are back, and thank God for that.

Let’s get on with it then, guys?

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