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Arrow Season 5 Episode 8 – TV Review

Arrow Invasion! Laurel shower ring

Death becomes her.

I did watch the entirety of the crossover week. And it was pretty damn good.

It’s just a shame that this very personal, gratifying, hundredth episode of Arrow, the show that started it all, had to get awkwardly sandwiched into the whole affair.

Dat Laurel, tho.

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Cult Season 1 Episodes 10 and 11 – TV Review

Cult Kirstie Roger pool

I’ll trade ya, babe. A rich, actor boyfriend is worth the murder conspiracy stuff.

We’re almost there, CW die-hards. After this week there are only 2 episodes left.

Then we can go on to Beauty & the Beast season 2.

Fuck.

At least we’ve still got Arrow.

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Silver Linings Playbook – It’s Not Shit

Silver Linings Playbook dance competition

Ikr.

You know those movies where every line and character is just hilarious and relatable and not an awkward lump of coal?

Yeah.

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Film Review: The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2 Kristen Stewart Bella Robert Pattinson Edward vampires

“Hey, where are they going?”

I feel like making fun of Twilight is too easy.

So it’s perfect for me!

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TV Review: Once Upon a Time Season 2 Episode 4

Once Upon a Time Red sniff hat

“The bad fashion sense is coming from somewhere nearby, but everytime I move it keeps following me. Curious…”

Let me start by naming 3 characters who do not appear this episode:

Emma.

Snow.

(Ooh, I bet you’re getting excited now)

Regina.

What!?

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TV Review: Once Upon a Time Season 1 Episode 6

Once Upon a Time Rumplestiltskin

You did NOT just ask me to bring yo’ son back to life. Uh uuuuuh!

Henry’s only in 1 fucking scene! I haven’t felt joy like this since Gilmore Girls got cancelled.

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