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Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit – Film Review

Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit Chris Pine lens flare

“They… They haunt me.”

Spoiler alert: Chris Pine’s hotness is still elusive. It’s all in the angles.

Also, something about spies?

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You’re Next – Film Review

You're Next Sharni Vinson Home and Away

Unless you’re a Hemsworth, it’s not.

It’s about time we had a classic slasher film.

Bunch of jerks trapped in a house; killers with masks; sequences with more than just gore.

I miss the 90s.

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Revenge Season 3 Episode 12 – TV Review

Revenge Victoria Emily Daniel Grayson Manor

Today’s topic: seeking revenge in a modern world.

Sadly, my hopes for a near-future resolution for Revenge have been dashed.

But if it means more Stephanie Jacobsen in my life, then I suppose I can tolerate it.

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Carrie (2013) – Film Review

Carrie 2013 Chloe Moretz what went wrong

Everything, essentially.

Unlike Carrie White, I do have friends.

I know it’s hard to believe, so fuck you, here they are in action.

So if you feel like resting your ears on some Dirty Pillows, that’s the podcast for you.

And if you scour those episodes carefully, you might even hear your master’s voice.

That’s me, fyi.

Plug complete.

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Revenge Season 3 Episode 10 – TV Review

Revenge Emily wedding dress yacht champagne

“Nothing fucked up. Stop watching now. It’s all fine.”

Once again, Revenge tops Once Upon a Time with a final.

And it’s only a mid-season final.

Last season, I couldn’t have imagined a world where Revenge was my one true love, but now I couldn’t imagine a world without it.

Have my standards really lowered that much? No. It’s the world that’s crazy, not me.

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Once Upon a Time Season 3 Episode 11 – TV Review

OUaT Hook Tinkerbell knife flirt

The words we’d been waiting for him to say.

Major character death?

Entire setting destroyed?

Every character except the lead is gone?

Are we sure this is only a mid-season finale?

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Arrow Season 2 Episode 8 – TV Review

Arrow Barry Allen Glee Sebastian

Who would have thought that Sebastian would be the least attractive male in the cast of a show?

If you thought I was late posting the Once Upon a Time in Wonderland review this week, then I’ll have you know that I watched this episode of Arrow 5 days ago.

You’d think Oliver’s abs would be more of a priority for me.

But hey, if Laurel can choose alcoholism over Oliver, then so can I.

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