Dynasty Season 1 Episode 1 – TV Review
Fire Nathalie Kelley; hire Shangela.
First impression?
Needs more shoulder pads.
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Revenge Season 4 Episode 23 – TV Review
Oof, Em. So close with the word choice, there.
Yes, finale week is kicking off. Once Upon a Time’s was cute enough, but there’s nothing like the series finale conclusion to four years of soap operatic revenge.
Could have been a bit more operatic, though.
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Revenge Season 4 Episode 22 – TV Review
“I’m Emily Thorne, dammit. I want some serious resources wasted on me.”
Courtney Love is also back this episode, so ready your vomit bags now.
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Revenge Season 4 Episode 21 – TV Review
No, this is Victoria’s victory lap.
Although, it’s hard to enjoy a victory when you’re dead from blowing yourself up.
Viccy didn’t think that one through.
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Revenge Season 4 Episode 20 – TV Review
No. Just the climax of Revenge.
I don’t know if you can see it, but there’s a tiny little speck of melted plastic visible in that explosion.
You know who I mean.
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Revenge Season 4 Episode 19 – TV Review
I’m sure Louise gets that a lot.
Who would have thought that our cutie patootie heiress-in-distress would end up being the key to Emily and Nolan’s greatest downfall?
Are we sure Emily needs to have that no-kill policy? Couldn’t we go PETA style just this once?
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Revenge Season 4 Episode 18 – TV Review
Ahh, good times.
Yes, now that every single important character knows Emily’s secret, it’s time for the world at large to get in on the goss.
This is the kind of thing hospital research wing groundbreaking galas usually end on, right?
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Revenge Season 4 Episode 17 – TV Review
Oh, dear. I hope the baby (isn’t) okay.
While watching this episode, I came to the conclusion that Emily should just straight-up murder Margaux, and that would be that.
She doesn’t, obviously.
But I won’t knock back a reckless taxi sent from the heavens.
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Revenge Season 4 Episode 16 – TV Review
“I stopped counting after the fifth wig.”
Louise’s ever-expanding hair volume aside, things are sailing smoothly on Revenge.
Both Emily and Victoria get to perform takedowns, someone dies, and Margaux is still an impotent little brat.
Just as things should be.
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Revenge Season 4 Episode 15 – TV Review
The Real Housewives of Melbourne isn’t the only show that can have a cashed-up bogan.
I’ll dash your hopes from the start: Charlotte isn’t the “death in the family” last episode teased us with.
But Natalie has become much more promising than I gave her credit for.
The bandage dress is a bit four years ago, though.
