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Once Upon a Time Season 7 Episodes 7 and 8 – TV Review

OUaT Eloise Gardener Fook and Rapunzel kiss

Emma boo.

I’m not even going to pretend like I’m okay with an OUaT double episode when things are already this dire.

Seriously, ABC? Do you want us to stop watching?

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Once Upon a Time Season 7 Episode 6 – TV Review

OUaT Wake Up Call Regina day drag

This is not the first, nor will it be the last time I compare Regina to a drag queen.
She is the Gina Liano of OUaT.

This episode is titled Wake Up Call.

And thank goodness it is.

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Once Upon a Time Season 7 Episode 5 – TV Review

OUaT Greenbacks Adelaide Kane

Come on, Season 7. Let’s get slightly more interesting.

Step aside, Victoria.

No, seriously. You’re an embarrassment.

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Once Upon a Time Season 7 Episode 3 – TV Review

OUaT The Garden of Forking Paths Regina outfit

But I’m glad you did.

Queenie lives on through Regina’s inexplicable fashion choices.

I wouldn’t mind having actual Queenie back, though.

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Once Upon a Time Season 7 Episode 2 – TV Review

OUaT A Pirate's Life Emma Henry

It’s crushing her!

Yes, Jennifer Morrison thought she was finally free of OUaT.

But then they lured her back and tried to drown her in a distractingly enormous wig.

She and Tina from Arrow need to start an awareness campaign.

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Once Upon a Time Season 7 Episode 1 – TV Review

OUaT Hyperion Heights

Do you see now why Lost didn’t get a seventh season?

Just why, ABC?

Why are we here?

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Once Upon a Time Season 6 Episodes 21 and 22 – TV Review

OUaT The Final Battle Regina Snow curse

I know that one’s a reach. Shut up.

Don’t cry for me because I’m fucking free. Free of OUaT, finally.

Well, of OUaT in its present form.

Season 7: God, why?

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Once Upon a Time Season 6 Episode 20 – TV Review

OUaT The Song in Your Heart Queenie villain song

Goddamn you, OUaT. You always know how to suck me back in.

Oh my god, you guys. It’s finally happening.

Several seasons beyond when it should have happened, and drowned in plot bullshit, but it’s happening.

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Once Upon a Time Season 6 Episode 18 – TV Review

OUaT Where Bluebirds Fly Zelena angry face

At least it isn’t a Belle episode. Or a David episode. Right?

Yes, it’s a Zelena episode.

And a “magic does what we say it does” episode.

And a confirmation that the Black Fairy will have some tragic backstory episode.

And a wedding planning for Hook and Emma episode.

But still no Maleficent or Lily. Hmm.

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Once Upon a Time Season 6 Episode 17 – TV Review

OUaT Awake Snow David everyone asleep

It’s like a fairytale come to life.

Just kidding. The only thing that’s dead is Once Upon a Time’s credibility.

And that was ages ago.

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