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The Originals Season 5 Episode 8 – TV Review

The Originals The Kindness of Strangers Elijah hot

Should we make Kameron an honorary Mikaelson? Her last name’s almost there as it is.

Wait, so you’re telling me an episode that features meaningful conflict and stakes between established main characters is better than wading through suddenly-prophecies and nobody vampire Nazis?

That’s crazy.

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The Originals Season 5 Episode 7 – TV Review

The Originals God's Gonna Trouble the Waters Antoinette

Forget her, Elijah. She’s just vampire Nazi trash.

I’d like to first start this post by correcting an error I made last episode: there was Hollow-quake action at the house when Elijah and Klaus were fighting. Remember that random hail? Yeah, I didn’t last week, either.

But if a Hollow-quake happens in the woods, but it doesn’t affect the scene in any way and only pretends to be important when it’s brought up by a C-list character in the next episode in a suddenly-prophecy, does it make a story-impactful sound?

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The Originals Season 4 Episode 10 – TV Review

The Originals Phantomesque Davina resurrected

Don’t sign for it. Refuse delivery.

You know what the weirdest thing about shrinking a The Originals season to only thirteen episodes is?

Rebekah’s already been dragged back.

Also, Davina’s here.

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The Originals Season 2 Episode 5 – TV Review

The Originals Tatia Elena Red Door

Goddammit, Elena.

Just kidding, it’s not Elena.

But I am also sad to report that it’s not Katherine, either.

It’s just Tatia, the doppelganger whose blood bound Klaus’ hybrid suppression spell.

Nobody special.

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Under the Dome Season 2 Episode 8 – TV Review

Under the Dome Barbie Hunter

On the outside, he’s more into perky little nerd boys who happen to look like models. As are we all.

Just kidding. Nothing that spectacular could ever happen on this show.

I’ll just have to settle for some lukewarm conspiracy dramz.

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