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TV Review: The Vampire Diaries Season 4 Episode 13

The Vampire Diaries Jeremy bondage

TVD always knows what I need.

How do you top the death of an original vampire?

By taking all your main characters on a hilarious camping caper romp, of course!

It’s better than it sounds.

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TV Review: The Vampire Diaries Season 4 Episode 12

The Vampire Diaries Kol Jeremy arm chop

Tie me Jeremy down, Kol. #rolfharrisreferencenobodywillget

Tonight, an Original dies…

The one with the least character development and importance to the plot so far.

So, you know, Kol.

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TV Review: The Vampire Diaries Season 4 Episode 11

Stefan and Rebeka hook up.

You can all go home. TVD has won television.

At least until we get some Liar-on-Liar action on PLL. Or at least some Mona on Hanna. You know she’s crazy enough to go for it.

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TV Review: The Vampire Diaries Season 4 Episode 10

The Vampire Diaries Rebeka quiz hostage

Somebody’s been watching too much PLL.

Praise be to TVD, Rebeka is back and bitchier, blonder and more self-serving than ever.

It’s about time I saw myself in this show again.

Still no Katherine, though.

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TV Review: The Vampire Diaries Season 4 Episode 4

The Vampire Diaries Elena blood tits drunk

A bit of both, really.

Since Twilight was all about teen abstinence, I guess it’s only natural TVD tries to force a big, broken aesop into one of their episodes.

As a proponent of binge drinking, I am deeply upset.

At least until I hit these 5 bottles of vodka.

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TV Review: The Vampire Diaries Season 4 Episode 3

The Vampire Diaries Rebeka party

Make yourself welcome here, friend.

The good news is that Bonnie isn’t in this episode. So she can’t constantly fuck everything up with her deus ex machina witchy witch witchiness.

The bad news is that she isn’t in this episode, so that’s another episode where she’s not dead.

Will my dream ever come true?

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