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The Vampire Diaries Season 7 Episode 20 – TV Review

TVD Kill 'Em All Yvette corpse

“Nah, it’s cool. Just wake me up when she is.”

It’s a sad day when I, a card-carrying Elena hater, think her return would be better than suffering the tripe we’ve been getting in her absence.

Or, preferably, Katherine.

Actually, just Katherine, please, Nina.

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The Vampire Diaries Season 7 Episode 19 – TV Review

TVD Somebody That I Used To Know Bonnie gun

Spread the word. Please.

The very episode following my bitch and moan about TVD not allowing human drama between its characters, and now we’ve got some potent (if rushed) human drama between its characters.

My complaining changes all our lives for the better.

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The Vampire Diaries Season 7 Episode 18 – TV Review

This episode features a lot of stuff.

But at the same time, nothing really happens.

At least the Spice Girls have now officially disbanded.

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The Vampire Diaries Season 7 Episode 17 – TV Review

TVD I Went To The Woods Stefan frat party

It’s like Stefan is a totally different person!

So you’re telling me that an episode not featuring all the tacked-on bullshit of this season, and pared back to mostly Damon and Stefan, is one of its best (not that it’s saying much)?

I wish TVD had figured that out sixteen episodes ago.

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The Vampire Diaries Season 7 Episode 16 – TV Review

TVD Days of Future Past Damon poisoned

We’re all just drunk and waiting for The Originals to come on.

And, thanks to a pleasantly insane CW, TVD will be shambling on to a season 8.

Not even Nina Dobrev can save us now.

Because she abandoned this leaky boat, bitch.

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The Vampire Diaries Season 7 Episode 15 – TV Review

TVD I Would For You Rayna chopped up

So Mystic Falls does have hacksawsl.

The amazing, resurrecting Rayna Cruz turns out to be surprisingly easy to dispatch, after all.

But doing so would mean the death of a TVD loved one.

So, two birds, one stone, right?

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The Originals Season 3 Episode 14 – TV Review

The Originals A Streetcar Named Desire Hayley Stefan crossover

Have they even met before? I honestly don’t remember.

Well, the TVD leg of the crossover was shit.

Can we rely on The Originals to do what it’s been doing all season and thoroughly embarrass its parent show?

Totally.

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The Vampire Diaries Season 7 Episode 14 – TV Review

TVD Moonlight on the Bayou Bonnie axe Enzo

And Bonnie does get pretty spicy with that axe.

After letting Arrow and The Flash (and Legends of Tomorrow. And Vixen?) get away with crossovers while they sat on their hands, it’s time for the TVD-verse shows to finally unite for two connected episodes.

Will The Vampire Diaries be buoyed by the current good run of its spin-off sister, or will it shine even duller in pale comparison?

Oh, honey. Have you even been watching this season? Duller, obviously.

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The Vampire Diaries Season 7 Episode 13 – TV Review

TVD This Woman's Work Enzo tied up

It’s Enzo’s best look.

With Julian thankfully and finally dead, it’s time for a new villain to rise.

And that villain happens to be an Elena-resembling, sob story-having wuss.

The season of Kai this ain’t.

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The Vampire Diaries Season 7 Episode 12 – TV Review

TVD Postcards From The Edge Julian dead

Ciao, Julian.

And can you believe Stefan was the one to finally get the job done?

After being retconned out of his great love for Elena, being passed over for main character status in Elena’s wake (thanks, Damon), and losing his girlfriend to his (and her) old teacher in the flash forwards, who knew Stefan had any will left to do anything?

Respect.

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