It’s a sad day when I, a card-carrying Elena hater, think her return would be better than suffering the tripe we’ve been getting in her absence.
Or, preferably, Katherine.
Actually, just Katherine, please, Nina.
The very episode following my bitch and moan about TVD not allowing human drama between its characters, and now we’ve got some potent (if rushed) human drama between its characters.
My complaining changes all our lives for the better.
This episode features a lot of stuff.
But at the same time, nothing really happens.
At least the Spice Girls have now officially disbanded.
So you’re telling me that an episode not featuring all the tacked-on bullshit of this season, and pared back to mostly Damon and Stefan, is one of its best (not that it’s saying much)?
I wish TVD had figured that out sixteen episodes ago.
And, thanks to a pleasantly insane CW, TVD will be shambling on to a season 8.
Not even Nina Dobrev can save us now.
Because she abandoned this leaky boat, bitch.