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Once Upon a Time Season 6 Episode 18 – TV Review

OUaT Where Bluebirds Fly Zelena angry face

At least it isn’t a Belle episode. Or a David episode. Right?

Yes, it’s a Zelena episode.

And a “magic does what we say it does” episode.

And a confirmation that the Black Fairy will have some tragic backstory episode.

And a wedding planning for Hook and Emma episode.

But still no Maleficent or Lily. Hmm.

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Once Upon a Time Season 6 Episode 12 – TV Review

OUaT Murder Most Foul David Hook

He’s the Drew Baird of Storybrooke.

Uncork your litre bottles of Sauv Blanc now, baby. It’s a Hook and David episode.

Jesus fucking Christ.

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Once Upon a Time Season 5 Episode 20 – TV Review

OUaT Firebird Zelena Hades True Love's Kiss

At least this one isn’t as Oedipal.

Tonight’s the night when the gang finally leaves the Underworld.

But guess who will be forced to stay behind?

Oh, only the one they came there for in the first place.

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Once Upon a Time Season 5 Episode 19 – TV Review

OUaT Sisters Cruella James

Then why is the episode titled “Sisters?”

The episode is titled “Sisters” because James gets thrown away like trash, while Zelena and Regina come together over a just-mentioning-it-now magical contrivance. Courtesy of Cora.

Who goes to Heaven.

So yeah, not a good episode.

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Once Upon a Time Season 5 Episode 18 – TV Review

OUaT Ruby Slippers lesbian kiss

See? I remember things I did in the past.

Well, poor Mulan. She finds the only other lesbian-leaning character in Once Upon a Time, and then loses her to another sudden lesbian.

I thought it was only the gay male community that were all “No Asians?”

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Once Upon a Time Season 5 Episode 16 – TV Review

OUaT Our Decay Zelena brain

If it was on the same network, I’m sure the OUaT writers would make it happen.

The worst has happened. Zelena is not confined only to flashbacks: she’s back in real time, as well.

So we ditched Maleficent this season, but Zelena gets to come back again for her rape baby?

For fuck’s sake.

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