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Glee Season 6 Episode 3 – TV Review

Glee Jagged Little Tapestry Santan proposes to Brittany

And the only thing holding this rabble of a show together.

Let’s just say that Santana lays her best ever stream of insults into Kurt in a ball-busting takedown of breathtaking proportions, even for her.

Which means Glee season 6 has likely hit its peak, and it’s only episode 3.

Oh, dear.

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Glee Season 6 Episodes 1 and 2 – TV Review

Glee Loser Like Me Blaine breakup

One of Blaine’s rarely seen appropriate emotional reactions.

Yes, after praising our seven Glee-free months, the hideous juggernaut is back to make its final, undignified march to conclusion.

Thank God. I’ve missed my whipping boy.

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Glee Season 5 Episode 13 – TV Review

Glee Santana unimpressed New Directions

If glee club is dead, why not use a song that’s already been flogged to death?

Glee club is dead.

We finally won.

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Glee Season 5 Episode 12 – TV Review

Glee100 April Holly wine drinking

Trust Glee to make even wine o’ clock look depressing.

Don’t feel so bad, Glee.

13% of those episodes were really good.

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TV Review: Glee Season 4 Episode 14

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“I also sucked some mad vag, but that’s not quite as pop lyric friendly.”

Looks like aimless melodrama has taken a vacation this week.

And its cousin, arbitrary fun, is watching the place.

Thank fuck.

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TV Review: Glee Season 4 Episode 12

Glee Blaine singing face scary

Rivaling Kurt for the most terrifying singing face. Just look at those soulless, asymmetrical eyes.

There are only 2 ways to go with an episode titled “Naked.”

Either we’re going to be subjected to actually having the characters be naked (or naked enough for their timeslot to allow) and the ensuing wangst.

Or the episode will be a complete tease and fail to deliver.

But hey, this is Glee. So we get the worst of both worlds!

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TV Review: Glee Season 4 Episode 8

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“And I don’t know anything. Obviously. Because I agreed to come back to Glee.”

So Quinn is finally back and it’s time for Sectionals already.

Okay.

Oh, but 1 thing I think you need to know before we continue: this is the Thanksgiving episode, and they totally missed their opportunity to cover this masterpiece. So disappointing.

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TV Review: Once Upon a Time Season 2 Episode 7

Once Upon a Time Billy Ruby Red bisect killed dumpster

…you wouldn’t have been murdered by Alan Dale. Dude was old when he was in The OC. And just knowing that show existed makes me feel old.

Well, it’s finally happened. The first sign of the apocalypse:

David is actually semi-competent at something other than being a pussy-whipped idiot.

Better prep for the rapture.

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TV Review: Glee Season 4 Episode 1

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Oh, hello. Think I just found a reason to watch.

Jesus, just typing “Glee Season 4” makes me sad.

Also, you know your show is 1 of 2 things when Kate Hudson shows up on the season’s first episode:
1) Something amazing and special (and probably pretentious, and probably on HBO).
2) Desperate.

Can you guess which Glee is?

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