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Once Upon a Time Season 6 Episode 5 – TV Review

OUaT Street Rats Queenie manicure turban

Don’t lie to me, Queenie.

Yes, Queenie queens it up around town this episode. But she hangs out with Zelena while doing it.

Jettison that green ball and chain, Q. You don’t need her. You are virtually immortal, after all.

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Once Upon a Time Season 6 Episode 4 – TV Review

OUaT Strange Case Queenie perfection

If we were going to be forced to have a female Frank N Furter, then here she is, casting agents. You missed her.

Just as an indicator of my yet-swelling level of fanboyism over Queenie, one of my notes for this episode was literally “God, she’s perfect.”

Even when she recycles a look from last episode, she’s still perfect.

Do we even need Regina, anymore?

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Once Upon a Time Season 6 Episode 3 – TV Review

OUaT The Other Shoe Queenie Alyssa Edwards

You know the sound that comes next.

I know this episode is supposed to be about Cinderella. But, like, who cares?

Forget it, people. It’s Queenie Town.

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Once Upon a Time Season 6 Episode 2 – TV Review

OUaT A Bitter Draught Queenie fan

Por que no los dos?

Queenie Fabulosity Watch, Week 2: Queenie is still fabulous.

End of review.

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Once Upon a Time Season 6 Episode 1 – TV Review

OUaT Savior Queenie yas queen

I only came here for her. And Sam Witwer’s hot face.

Do yourself a favour and just skip to the final forty seconds of this episode.

It takes Queenie that long to show up, but by God, her appearance more than redeems a plodding, mangled episode.

I fear to think what we would do without her.

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Once Upon a Time Season 5 Episodes 22 and 23 – TV Review

OUaT Only You Mr Hyde Sam Witwer

“Whaddya mean Penny Dreadful got there first?”

No apologies for this late review. I can barely muster any shits to give about Once Upon a Time, anymore.

My last note for this episode was merely “At least Sam Witwer is hot.”

He can crash down in me any day.

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Once Upon a Time Season 5 Episode 13 – TV Review

OUaT Labor of Love Cruella

But read “bark” as in, like, an over-exaggerated “back” in a fancy British accent.
Also, dog pun.

With Cora out of the way, I was worried we’d have to suffer a Fabulous Bitch Goddess vacuum.

Regina is way too friendly these days. And as camptacular as Queenie is in the flashbacks, she can’t affect anything important happening now.

So thank God OUaT threw us a bone with Cruella. After her “in car form only” snubbing last week, I didn’t expect it.

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Once Upon a Time Season 5 Episode 12 – TV Review

OUaT Souls of the Departed Queenie

How can a show be both horribly desperate, and renewed for a sixth season at the same time?

Yes, for the second episode in a row (three month hiatus not withstanding), Once Upon a Time has had to lean on our enduring goodwill for Queenie.

She’s the only thing that’s actually gotten better with time on Once Upon a Time.

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Once Upon a Time Season 5 Episode 11 – TV Review

OUaT Swan Song Regina Evil Queen Queenie

“And I know everything… about how to fucking slay!”

Okay okay, put down your disco balls and amyl nitrite. Queenie’s here only for about two seconds’ worth of fanservice.

No, what really matters is Emma’s love for Hook.

And Hook’s daddy issues.

What a great combination for an episode, right?

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Once Upon a Time Season 4 Episode 21 – TV Review

OUaT Mother Barbara Hershey Cora

“And I chew everything. Especially scenery.”

It’s a Mills family reunion up in Once Upon a Time, lately.

If only Regina had any family you’d actually want around.

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