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Arrow Season 5 Episode 3 – TV Review

Arrow A Matter of Trust Cody Rhodes

It’s a struggle. But, like a CGI arrow sluicing through unfeeling villain flesh, we’re getting there.

Actually, the above representation isn’t really accurate.

There’s no way an arrow could be used to symbolise Season 4.

Replace it with a whingeing Felicity head, then it’d be close.

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Seventh Son – Film Review

Seventh Son Julianne Moore

This is her “Fuck it, I’m an Academy Award winner” face.

Did Eddie Redmayne and Julianne Moore make a pact with the devil? That in order to win their Oscars, they would both have to star in abominable, fantasy action epics?

At least Jupiter Ascending tried to be ambitious. Human-on-Space-Dog-Person love almost could have made it, you know?

What has Seventh Son got? Accent soup?

Who knew that Once Upon a Time could lay claim to doing something better. Yeesh.

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Arrow Season 2 Episode 23 – TV Review

Arrow Super Friends Oliver Roy Sarah Nyssa Unthinkable

“And Roy is no longer superpowered. Wait, how is this plan going to work, again?”

At least Nyssa is back to lend a hand.

She’s surprisingly forgiving for a scorned mega assassin.

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Arrow Season 2 Episode 22 – TV Review

Arrow Isabel kills Sebastian Streets of Fire

Also, impalement.

Oh, Sebastian. With a name like “Blood,” the spilling of yours was only inevitable.

But you died a hero’s death. By getting double penetrated by a superwoman.

You’re into pegging, right?

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Arrow Season 2 Episode 20 – TV Review

Arrow Moira hot young Seeing Red

Moira, the Queen: A Tribute.

Wait, “remember” her?

Why would we need to remember her as something?

Uh oh.

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Arrow Season 2 Episode 15 – TV Review

Arrow Thea Slade

“How else do you think I’ve been able to tolerate Colton Haynes’ cheekbones?”

Had enough of Lance family reunion drama?

Good. Because now it’s time for a flashback episode.

So we’re still not rid of Sarah. Unfortunately.

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Arrow Season 2 Episode 14 – TV Review

Arrow Sarah Felicity shirtless

It’s nice to get some (more) fanservice for the gentlemen.

Arrow: more than just dudes shirtless.

Also girls shirtless.

A victory for equality.

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